Terrible Wolf

Casino Royale

2006-05-13T18:39:00.000-05:00

is looking migh-tee good judging from the previews...just as i thought, its not THE james bond its a NEW james bond...we dont even know what his name is...very interesting...i have no prior knowledge of this particular chapter in the james bond series, but it reminds me of the older ones from the 70's and early '80s, gritty and raw...and the women are freaking gorgeous!!!

i think that is all that needs to be said.

Mission Impossible III - just a few thoughts

2006-04-11T18:29:00.000-05:00

VS

What is really going to be funny about this movie and turn hollywood on its ass, is the fact that people will be going to see to see this canned, formulaic (sp? anyone?)overpriced morsel of an action free4all (which I normally would give my left arm for, btw) for Philip Seymour Hoffman and not Tom Cruise.

Man, if I could have been a fly on the wall at the initial casting meeting prior to Hoffman winning the Academy Award for Best Actor.

Is the irony not apparent?

Maybe I am just high.

If It's Not One Hiatus, It's Another...

2006-03-17T09:15:00.000-05:00

I am on hiatus for a while since my scanlation group is having our anniversary on April 1st, so my usually nimble fingers have been Photoshop's whore for the last month and will continue to churn out the goods until after it's over.

The TV Goddess, Deann posted a comment wondering if I had seen anything new and yes I have, but not anything that is in the theatres currently.

I did rent Lord of War and if you like movies that are based on things that have really happened (and still might be occurring) then this flick is for you.

I really haven't been able to stand Nicholas Cage for about 10 years now, but with Jared Leto and Ethan Hawke (who irritates me, as well) co-starring, renting this great DVD was worth getting over my pet peeves for an hour or so.

Per IMDB.com, quick outline of the story:

"This film charts the rise and fall of Yuri Orlov, from his early days in the early 1980s in Little Odessa, selling guns to mobsters in his local neighbourhood, through to his ascension through the decade of excess and indulgence into the early 90s, where he forms a business partnership with an African warlord and his psychotic son. The film also charts his relationship through the years with his younger brother, his marriage to a famous model, his relentless pursuit by a determined federal agent and his inner demons that sway between his drive for success and
the immorality of what he does."

In closing, I have to say my favorite character (although obviously quite insane) was Eamonn Walker's (of HBO cable show OZ fame) character, Andre Baptiste Sr., the warlord leader of Liberia at the time.

He cast quite the evil dictator with the rye humour of a sadist on vacation at a turkish prison, perhaps.

Anyway, to answer Deann's other part of her question about post-oscar stuffis, I thought Jon Stewart was fantastic but knowing that they probably will never have him back is enough for me to never care about the Oscars again.

Although, choosing "Crash" as Best Picture, left me surprised and full of hope.

I also saw Ultraviolet, but it didn't live up to my expectations at all, so I'm not even going to bother with a review.

Underworld Evolution -quick review-

2006-01-24T19:04:00.000-05:00

Man, this movie really rocks, and its not because of the action only, its because they kept the storyline intact and even brought in some elements of the history that was missed in the first one.

I really enjoyed it, and I think even if you are not a fan of gratuitous violence and monsters, that you might even like it.

It made me feel and shit...I hate feeling stuff, but it was ok in this case.

I mean, Brokeback Mountain made me feel stuff too, but it doesn't always have to be about the tingle in the panties, right?

Right.

Basic Instinct...2? -preview-

2006-01-20T15:28:00.000-05:00

Basic Instinct 2...

This is what Sharon Stone thought would be a good choice after Catwoman.

And while, I gave that movie a semi-decent review, let's face it.

It kind of sucked.

In fact, it sucked so bad, it could have curdled milk.

Anyway, I am sure Sharon was forced to make this movie based on some hokey contract that seems to be in effect after almost 14 years of the first one dusting video shelves across this great nation. But, all I have to say is who is the man (or woman) that I have to have sex with, for ripping up Mike Douglas' contract?

Because man, while Stone looks like a million bucks, I could do without seeing old jowel face humping her in the sack.

I think I'm going to be sick even thinking about it.

Ultraviolet -preview-

2006-01-16T13:24:00.000-05:00

Plot:

"Set in the late 21st century, a subculture of humans have emerged who have been modified genetically by a vampire-like disease (Hemophagia), giving them enhanced speed, incredible stamina and acute intelligence, and as they are set apart from "normal" and "healthy" humans, the world is pushed to the brink of worldwide civil war (a war between humans and hemophages) aimed at the destruction of the "diseased" population. In the middle of this crossed-fire is - an infected woman - Ultraviolet (played by Milla Jovovich), who finds herself protecting a nine-year-old boy who has been marked for death by the human government as he is believed to be a threat to humans. Source

Starring Milla Jovovich, who I just love and adore, and a lot of other people I never heard of, this movie seems like it will be an absolute blast to watch.

Supposedly, she does a lot of martial arts and swordplay, so that hits the "rocking on high volume" meter for me every time.

It reminds me of Blade in some fashion but since the society that she lives in is a bit different, hopefully it won't be too reminiscent of that series.

I normally cannot stand the thought of any humans under the age of 17 in the movies I enjoy, but I guess I can put this aside to see Milla kicking some major ass and looking fine as hell.

Oh, the things that we do for our fleeting moment of enjoyment.

Anyway, according to imdb.com, the movie seems to be complete, so it should be out this summer hopefully, and hopefully it won't be a total bomb.

You can view a trailer here.

The Matador -review-

2006-01-13T19:09:00.000-05:00

I'm sitting here sucking on these god awful newport lights because I was supposed to quit smoking, but I guess you can see how that one worked out.

As some of you may know, I never go out so I'm basically just sitting on my ass, eating the best freaking pizza in the universe, and watching The Matador.

I firmly believe that some movies can only be enjoyed by sucking down copious amounts of delicious red wine, so that is what I am doing.

Right about now, I am feeling bad for Pierce Brosnan (Julian)...but man, is this movie fucking hilarious.

Why do I feel bad and heartily chuckling my ass off, you ask?

I'll tell you why...it's because this guy has got NO friends, it's his birthday and he is trying to look up people to call and his number book is filled with brothels and lock pickers.

I mean, that's just...classic.

About an hour later (after much sex in the champagne room), he meets up with Greg Kinnear (Danny) and it's love at first sight. I mean, he cannot seem to get away from this guy. But, the best part is, I think that Julian in some sadistic way is loving how easily Danny goes with whatever he says, no matter the fact that he desperately wants him to be his friend.

It's like watching a movie with Steve Martin and Billy Crystal.

I must be watching too much gay porn, because all I want these two to do is have sex, and I have a pretty good feeling who would be on top.

I am not going to go too deep into this film because I am actually trying to write this while semi-sober and I'm only about 20 mins into it, but I love it already.

Believe the critics on this one.

Ole!!

P.S. I wish my goddamn dog would stop biting her feet to death, it's driving me up the fucking wall!!!!

*goddam dog*

Global Warming and The News That Rocked the World

2006-01-11T07:45:00.000-05:00

It seems that in 45 years 18-65% of most plant and animal life will be extinct or set to be extinct due to global warming.

That is just wonderful. I mean, when even plants can't struggle to survive and reproduce in this world, then you can be sure that we aren't far behind. Don't think so? It's already estimated that around 150,000 humans are dying a year due to increasing temperatures worldwide. It's said that in Australia alone, there may be up to 15,000.

Forget pollution, smoking, drugs...the heat may be the thing to do you in one day.

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Ok, enough with actually caring about the planet, time for the news that rocked the world!!!!!

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Are Having A Baby!

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I knew it, we all knew it. I am very happy for them, I think two people who really love children and doing good for the world deserve this happiness.

I don't care what anyone says about Pitt's and Aniston's breakup, it wasn't meant to be obviously and in reality...who cares?!

It's not like kids were involved and Aniston seems a bit whiny to me anyway.

Boo-fucking-hoo.

Anyway, I will leave to go back to washing dishes and enjoy the pic below.

--WARNING GRATUITIOUS HOT PIECE OF ASS POSTING AHEAD--

*sigh* I love Christian Bale.

What is -Yaoi-? a.k.a. Boy Love

2006-01-10T11:41:00.000-05:00

Deann, who has gone and gotten herself a really beautiful new site [ check it out: TV Goddess ], wanted to know what "yaoi" is.

I am not too sure if it will be something of interest to her (though I cannot possibly imagine why not, but I will explain it regardless, because she is a great gal and it will be my site-warming present to her...tee hee.

Plus, I figure since I talk about it a lot and if people come across my blog, I guess it would be nice to know what the hell I am talking about, right!?

Right.

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WARNING WARNING WARNING !!!

[ I can go on and on about this stuff, but I will try and hold myself together. ]

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Ok, onto the good stuff.

According to Wikipedia.com,

"The word Yaoi (pronounced "Yah-oh-ee") was originally used to refer to fan manga (such as doujinshi) that focused on homosexual relationships between male characters, especially two bishōnen - the manga equivalent of slash."

Now, what is bishonen, you may ask?

Well, bishonen is the japanese term for "pretty boys" or "hot-pieces-of-ass", as I like to call them. (see below)

Ex. 1 of Hot-Piece-of-Ass

Continuing on...

"The term is an acronym derived from the Japanese phrase ( yama nashi, ochi nashi, imi nashi ), meaning "no climax, no punch line, no meaning." Its target audience, readership and creators are mostly young to middle-age women, with men of the same age comprising most of the rest. The generally accepted theory as to the cause of its popularity among women is that heterosexual women find male-male relationships erotic, as much as some men consider lesbian relationships appealing, and that while gay and bisexual men do have just as large an interest, there are simply fewer of them in the world than there are women.

The attraction is often focused on the romantic situations more than the actual homosexuality and homoeroticism."

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While, I agree with a lot of Wikipedia's scriptures on the whole thing, I just want to give my point a view on it and why I find it so interesting.

For me, it's all about the thin lines between male and male sex/interaction/love/whatever. Kind of like how society puts the make on who we should love, how men deal with it, how women deal with it and the psychological nature of it all.

Never mind the fact that I find it very erotic, I think raising awareness in everyone on the subject can make the concept of homosexual relationships a bit easier for some people to digest, rather than just sucking it up to be "disgusting" since we are all just human.

The public on the whole, seem to deal with two women getting together than two men, and that's a bit unfair, considering men have a lot they have to deal with as the "masculine" gender of our species, the breadwinner, the stoic male front that they [usually] have to deal with.

I am simply fascinated with the male form in every capacity, so it's only natural I may be swayed towards this genre...*shrugs*, who knows, I could just be a big 'ol pervert, but I have never denied that either.

Yaoi is not for everyone. But, I have found that even some men who swear they would never look at a man in the light of sensuality, have found some semblance of eroticism in yaoi or boy love (BL) manga.

I cannot stress enough to some poor boy who might think he is gay just because he finds another man attractive that it's ok if you do. So, what?

Be open-minded, live your life, forget everything else. Beauty is to be admired.

I have nothing against the real thing either (since manga is obviously all illustration). Those Ambercrombie models have tons of bishonen qualities going for them.

*dies*

I hope this long ass posting answers some questions on what is yaoi, but if you perhaps do not find it even remotely interesting, that's your opinion, and I would appreciate if no negative responses were left on the site in regards to my preferences.

^_^

Yaoi Manga Offering of the Day - By Your Side

2006-01-06T16:08:00.000-05:00

I am going to start offering manga scanlations for download that I come across periodically, so the titles will usually say YMOofD, which stands for um..."Yaoi Manga Offering of the Day"...yeah, that makes sense.

Enjoy!

Get "By Your Side"

Synopsis:

Boy meets other boy as he falls on top of him attempting to commit suicide *maybe*
Boy falls in love.
They discuss life and death, and happiness.
Kind of a long one shot story, very realistic in some ways and they are very friendly with each other before sex even comes into play.

Kinda romantic.

Mangaka: Souya Himawari
Scanlation Team: Sweet-lunacy

****And remember:

'YAma nashi,Ochi nashi, Imi nashi'
No mountain, no point, no meaning

Janeeee! ^_^

Learning how to Blog again (oh, and photoshop, too!)

2006-01-06T15:16:00.000-05:00

Finally, a post after months of laziness.

Bleh, bleh.

It can't be helped, I guess. I just become a sloth for the most benign reasons and then when it hits me, I get to back to blurbing away.

My main upset right now is that all of my images on the site might be down at some point because the server I was being hosted on is gone for various reasons, and so now like every other schmo on the planet I will have to use Photobucket or something oh so, unflattering to the pic hosting physique. Also, I had to go ahead and use a generic template for now for the blogsite.

Being ordinary is always boring, but I really like those green-into-yellow-dots along the border up top...very calming.

I hope everyone's holidays went well, mine were cool, I have been editing for a scanlation group instead of feeding off their hard work like the leech I am, I have starting to contribute back by doing all of the grunt work of fixing scans in Photoshop and then adding back the translated text layout so that dumb Americans like myself who can't possibly take the time to maybe learn a language, say like Japanese (not that it's hard or anything) can read some beautiful boy love.

It's fun, but it's hard work, I mean the only thing I am not doing is the actual translation and the drawing is already done, but then you have to clean up this crappy page, re-size it, make sure it's straight, take out all of the japanese text, then put it back in english, using good fonts and creating sfx *special effects* to make it interesting to your audience.

Then, I have to hand it in for review, and then wait on the lashing of my "boss" on what I may have to redo.

Mind you, this is all volunteer work.

But, it's theraputic and I can get my daily fix of beautiful bishies while having a hand at providing something back to the yaoi community.

I feel...proud.

Re-learning photoshop sucks though, I thought I knew that fucking piece of software and BOY, WAS I WRONG!

Nine years of art school down the drain, due to one simple program.

Ah, the joys of learning.

Yaoi Manga Must Be Banned...

2005-08-02T14:46:00.000-05:00

For the love of god, I have been trapped reading scanlations for weeks and I am sure noone comes to this page anymore, but just thought I would let you all know, that I am fine...

I am just in bliss reading manga everyday, that there really is nothing left in my life except for school and work and cooking...I love cooking so much...*weep*

So, I haven't been watching movies.

I know, it's almost a sin, but I have one to top that, I haven't even been watching T.V.!

Lord, I think my world is teetering on the border of a black hole.

But with these guys to keep me company...

I think I will be just fine.

*sigh*

Mr. and Mrs. Smith review

2005-06-14T21:46:00.000-05:00

"Why do I get the girl gun?" she asks.

Yeah, Brad, just because she has knockers you automatically give her the small pea-shooter? She just kicked your ass all over the house.

I think chivalry is dead.

tsk tsk

I really liked this movie, and it isn't because I think that Angelina is so hot, that I swear at one point in the movie I might have orgasmed...or something....don't tell anyone, ok?

But because, I enjoyed the whole premise even though it has been done slightly along these lines before, I have not actually ever seen a full-length fun for-all like this movie.

I never got bored so that is saying alot.

I personally think that Angie is too hot for Brad, and SERIOUSLY, you need to really think about the question at hand, because I am saying that

= TOO HOT FOR

That is totally insane...right?!

RIGHT!??? *sigh*

So anyway, I will have more when I am not so DRUNK OFF MY ARSE, but have to say, that although that I think that these two are a match made in heaven or hell, this may be a cult classic to rival the War of the Roses, but in it's own right, a really good movie to watch if you can get over all the fucking BS that is surrounding it right now.

See it, ladies, I mean just her little harem of spy women (which was not publicized in any trailers) is enough for me.

Well, and that fact that Pitt has matured alot so he isn't so cutesy anymore, but that kind of actually adds to his attraction.

Also, who can deny the desire to see these two foine people getting it on?

Just be aware that they cut out all the good stuff, so you really don't get much on that end.

bastards!

Apple Finally Gets With The Program

2005-06-07T05:18:00.000-05:00

You know, I was a mac user from 1988 until 1999, that is a good 10 years I gave my hard earned money, time and love to a stinkin' hunk of metal and plastic. But at some point, my addiction to video games and the lust for speed within my programs consumed me.

I turned to the dark side.

I didn't regret it not one iota.

And I still don't, but like lovers torn from each other due to one wanting more out of life, I have to be a little happy that Apple has finally decided to go with Intel and cut friggin' ankle biting IBM loose.

And although people all over the world are freaking out right now with sayings like, "Intel today, Microsoft tomorrow for Apple?", you have to wonder, isn't this going to make the Apple computer a better product for it's consumer?

Won't it just make it more user friendly?

Grow up, people! It's a machine! It is for us to use and abuse whenever we like!

Don't let the nice pastel colors and rounded curves fool you...the Mac is not so innocent. I mean, when that bomb of death appears, can't you just feel the dread? The angst that you MAY NEVER AGAIN HAVE ACCESS???!!!

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*sigh*

I never liked that feeling, nuh uh...

Anyway, I think this is a really smart move and they still use their own operating system, so I really don't see the problem.

Good luck, Apple, I may actually go back to using you again...seeing as how you can't afford to overcharge anymore with Intel products in your bus.

Love ya!

~Ahta ^_^

Anime Review - Boys Over Flowers series

2005-06-02T06:42:00.000-05:00

Anyone that knows me, knows that I love anime. Usually, I only watch hentai as a rule of thumb, simply because:

1) I love sex
2) I have nothing against aliens, monsters and freaks
3) It's totally perverted
4) and they have explicit adult content, and I am not 7 years old anymore

Or at least, I sure don't look 7 any more...

Either way, this is what I like and I will be damned if I will ever change my thoughts on this matter.

But anyway, I was browsing through Netflix to try and find some moral, unperverted, cutesy anime, because I know there is no way in hell that they will carry hentai stuff, and so I have been choking on the sweetness of various titles for the last 3 weeks.

Marmalade Boy for instance, a cute love triangle story, boring at times, but the main character Miki is very funny, smart and athletic. She didn't bore me so much as her "love", Yuu. He is just blah, no expression, no emotion...I will say it again, blah. And, the artwork is not that great and the story gets tired, and, and, and...

*sigh*

I think you get the jist.

Ok, so onto Boys Over Flowers.

Man, I love this anime! It is cute and sweet and everything I hate, but at the same time, it is drawn beautifully, and the love triangle that occurs in the beginning of the series takes a really odd turn that you don't even expect and that was enough for me to want to see more.

The situations that the main toon, Tsukushi, gets into when trying to blend into her new school life will boggle your mind.

She is kidnapped, almost raped, has garbage thrown at her, is beat up...I mean, DAMN!

But this chick has some spine, I tell ya. She is wonderful to watch and I could give a flying flock about the guys in the movie. To me, they are all a-holes, so I like seeing that yes, she is falling in love all the time and yes, she seems to take things lying down and even yes, she is a bit whiny, but she is a teenager! What else is she supposed to be?

What she also seems like is someone who stands up for people, isn't afraid to take chances and she wears her heart on her sleeve and does what's right, even while having money grubbing parents who only care if she managed to kiss one of the rich boys of the town or not, so they can live "comfortably" for the rest of their lives.

*sheesh!* With family like that, who needs enemies??!!

Ok, so it's way too much to get into and my fingers are tired, but this series is really a treasure. I will be buying the boxed set on ebay as soon as I can get $65.

So, if anyone wants to donate to the Ahtawulfa Anime fund and help turn this immoralistic wolfie into a clean watcher, send me an email and I will give you an address to send me mula...hehe.

Ok, I'm out!

~Ahta

Season Finales, I <3 Them

2005-05-27T10:53:00.000-05:00

I really do and not for the reasons you may think, like cliffhangers or nail bitings or something very odd that pops up out of nowhere to capture ratings.

No, it's really just the knowing that the show will be back and that I can be just as addicted next season as I was this one.

It's a great feeling to know that the T.V. pusher man is there for you...yes, it's just wonderful...*gaspsniffle*

Anyhoo, my favorite season finale thus far was Smallville, without a doubt, I cannot wait to see that fine piece of ass, Tom Welling, get into his crystal cave and eventually don the tight pants.

I wished Lana had been smashed to bits, but you can't always get what you want, right?

Pffffffft.

The O.C. finale was quite nice, as well. I love that Kirsten is going to rehab, that should wake her whiny, waspy butt right up! How can you lust after anyone with a great guy like Sandy? So what, he's got bushy eyebrows! Oh what eyebrows they are, you foolish, foolish woman!

And Caleb? Ah, he croaked. Boo-frickin-hoo. The only drinking you should've been doing was at the party that should have been thrown at this news.

Ok, so I will be watching ALIAS' season finale this weekend and hopefully it will be a rip-roaring time, I can only hope.

I know I am behind on these shows btw, but hey, I have a life...well, sort of.

Anyway, have a great holiday weekend, folks and eat, drink and be merry!

~Ahta

Japan PenPals

2005-05-22T07:14:00.000-05:00

So, I am looking to go to Japan sometime next year and I thought I would start talking with folks who actually live there and to say that people are very nice is an understatement.

I placed an ad to just yap it up with anyone, male or female, and I have gotten so many responses that I am just thrilled even moreso to go over to this beautiful country.

Also, it's nice to get the jist of things before heading to any place simply because you don't want to be like a total foreigner...walking around with a camera, looking like a deer in headlights...things like that.

Anyway, here is a great site for anyone who is thinking to traveling to a country and would like to make some friends via the internet. You just place an ad and let the emails pour in, it's like having a fan club but you're not famous and noone knows who the hell you are.

It's great.

Steven, you would love it since you love Karaoke so much, man you could be a STAR over there!

Tee hee.

Click here!

Enjoy!

~Ahta

Mini-Review and a Comeback SWE3ROTS re-cap

2005-05-20T13:19:00.000-05:00

I come back spurred by the impulse to impress my online myspace.com friend, Steven, who in a fit of boredom is going to peruse my site to read my reviews.

With that said, I may not be adding many reviews maybe just random thoughts here and there. But it is only fitting that I make my cumback with only the greatest movie review ever!

The review itself won't be great (I promise) but the movie itself was just splendiferous.

Tee hee.

So anyway, I was privileged to watch Star Wars: Episode III Revenge of the Sith last night and to say that I didn't almost cry watching the Jedi get slaughtered one after the other would be an understatement.

I am not going to provide any spoilers, so this will be short and sweet, more like my feelings on the whole thing.

[insert obligatory SWE3ROTS pic here]

Man, I loved this movie from beginning to end and I don't care what anyone says. I even cried a few times...when the helmet got suctioned to his head...yes, crying.

Seeing Luk...uh, Anakin be turned to the Dark Side, yes... crying ensued.

After tying together so many things for me, it made me want to watch A New Hope so bad, and now I must do a marathon this weekend.
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Unfortunately, Netflix has things on a short wait, so looks like I may be assed out till next week.

By the way, I really think they should've re-thought the title and called this movie, "Revenge of the Hotties", because Ewan and Hayden are fine biotches.

Everyone thinks so. I love when men lock lips.

Anyway, I know that Deann and the rest of the crew probably won't even know that I came back, but if you guys happen to come across my blog (I will post a note across the galaxy for you) then we can share some comments on the flip side.

~Ahta

Alone in the Dark -review-

2005-02-09T13:36:00.000-05:00

Having played all 4 inductions of this game (hating the last one cause the controls sucked) I have to say I was looking forward to this movie.

IGNORE the fact that Tit-Tara Reid was going to be in it, and Christian Slater, whom I have loved since Gleaming the Cube, please ignore the pairing of these two.

Also, please ignore that they were trying to pass off Reid as an archeologist. Because, people, that was really reaching there...she could barely pronounce half her lines. It was actually quite funny.

Either way, I was really hoping to find some semblance of something good and I will say the beginning of the movie rawked, but then, after those 5 minutes were over, I tell you, I got flat bored.

Premise? Monster gets set loose, evil doctor wants to rule the world, kids are missing, Slater is going to save world with his gun-toting "hot" smart girlfriend.

Whatever.

This movie so didn't need to be made and that's really all I have to say about that.

Spanglish -review-

2005-02-09T13:10:00.000-05:00

You know those movies that you go in thinking is about one thing but it turns out to be something totally different due to the marketing hype?

Well, Spanglish, is one of these films, and believe it or not, I enjoyed it a lot more because of it.

I thought that this movie was an Adam Sadler (John Clasky) vehicle but in reality, it is all about Paz Vega, who plays the Mexican housekeeper who enters the Clasky's lives with her daughter in tow.

I am not going to get into too many details only because I haven't had much time to think, much less watch a movie and then write reviews lately, but if you want to see a witty, fun and charming flick, this might be it for you.

A few things threw me off, like a love relationship that blossoms between Vega and Sadler towards the end of the movie, but then it never is resolved, that irritated me for some reason only because Sadler's character is miserable in his life with his wife, and his children who adore him seem to be well-rounded kids outside of him even existing. So it would make sense to me if he just got up and left with this hot mexican mamma and just call it a day, but I guess there are too many morals there...shhhrrriiiiight.

Anyway, few things to mention, Sadler is a chef so when they made food in this movie, I was salivating. Also, the story is told from the perspective of Vega's daughter, Christina, who is applying to Harvard for a scholarship and she is basically telling how her mom is her hero on her entrance essay, hence the reason for this whole movie.

I guess its all about the details because besides the great colors and fabulous locations in California, I have to say that Tea Leoni did an awesome job as a paranoid, neurotic, pathetic mess of a mother and I might even go so far as to say she was my favorite part of the movie.

But she turned out to be a bigger piece of dog crap than I thought in the end, so lets not and say we did.

This story reminded me of American Beauty, but less trendy and more hipster characters involved, more familial elements added, but with the parents still teetering on the edge of destruction. Mix with a Penelope Cruz look-a-like (but much better looking) and you have one interesting flick on your hands.

Well, not much more I can say than I thought they could've resolved the ending a bit between Vega and Sadler, but I guess when it comes to people and their kids, or when kids are usually involved, you just don't want to go that route.

Too confusing and I agree.

White Noise -review-

2005-01-15T15:10:00.000-05:00

The intro to White Noise scared the beejesus out of me and I thought I was looking forward to a pretty good horror flick. I even got a kick out of the cheesy family portrayal that the movie started off with, Michael Keaton (looking pretty good, I might add) his wife and his son, all in the kitchen, early in the morning, preparing breakfast. Very cute.

But then things got weird.

Anyway, to make a long story short, and to say offhand that I didn't finish this movie because it got offkey rather quickly, Keaton's wife dies and he is traumatized. He has his son stay with his ex-wife for a while and earlier in the film, he was bombarded by a man whose son had died and he informs Keaton that if he would like to make contact with his wife through electronic pulses that he can do it for him. Oh and that the reason he is even approaching him about it is because his wife has been contacting him.

Yeah, you read what I said...and how is she doing this? Through a TV...yeah, sound familiar, anyone?

Anyway, the guy dies supposedly by evil ghosts and Keaton takes over his studies to continue contacting his wife, he becomes obssessed. He finds out along the way, there are good ghosts and evil ghosts, and that also he can now see when people will die before it even happens via the boob tube. So, he sets out to help these people.

And there are three spooky guys who roam around his house when he's not there.

I don't get this movie, I didn't see the end, but it had some good jolts here and there.

Sorry for such an awful review, but I guess when I finally find the time to watch it again, I can update this one...or maybe not.

Hopefully, I will be watching "Closer" this evening, so I will have something on that soon.

And so the wolf cried wolf...

2005-01-14T11:59:00.000-05:00

That's right, looks like I fibbed in my last blog entry.

No reviews.

I'm sure all my readers (all 3-4 of you) will be very upset.

I don't think I need to clarify my reasons for not updating.

Anyway, sorry folks it is like crack, and I don't think I will be off the pipe anytime soon.

BUT with that said, I might have some regular blog entries that I know you will find oh so fascinating,

maybe.

Safe journey and take a gander at my favorite links, you will enjoy those folks as much as I do.

Peace and hair grease.

Meet The Fockers - coming soon...

2005-01-07T17:21:00.000-05:00

to a blog near you.

I swear it.

I tried to watch The Life Aquatic last night with a gallon of pinot grigio and lasagna in my belly, but none doing.

I went to bed so blissfully that it was almost amusing...well, to me, at least.

So, coming back at you with some reviews this weekend or Monday.

Whichever creeps up on me first.

Videogames are ruining my life

2004-12-30T10:06:00.000-05:00

No, seriously they are.

I am on my PC in the morning and in the evening and if I could play at work, I would.

I haven't watched any movies lately so that's why there haven't been any reviews.

Sorry.

Actually, no I'm not.

Anyway, Everquest 2 is so much fun, I don't care if I never see another movie again. Except that I joined Netflix and will have the luxury of having them delivered to my home and I can not watch them when I get them because why?

I will be playing a video game.

Anyway, I hope everyone is having a good time on their holiday breaks and I got the bestest gift ever, a new computer.

Man, does that kitty rock.

Happy holidays!

~Ahtawulfa

Ocean's 12 -review-

2004-12-13T13:20:00.000-05:00

Obviously this time around this movie was just a vehicle for adding more beautiful and famous people...i.e. Catherine Zeta Jones.

I personally saw no reason for this film to be made but it was rather funny and who doesn't like looking at such glorious people on-screen? Especially when most of them aren't that bad of actors at all.

Julia Roberts was hilarious and you will know what in part I mean because she is barely in the movie but for this one scene. She looked a bit irritated throughout the whole thing but hey, I guess I would too if I was pregnant with twins and bound by contract since I am only the highest paid actress in the industry.

*sigh* what can a lady do?

Anyway, wait for this on video, it's really not much more than fluff, but delicious fluff, like marshemellowy fluff.

You know, the good kind!

Blade ~Trinity~ - review-

2004-12-13T13:12:00.000-05:00

Well, as far as trilogies go, this was way better than the Matrix one.

Yeah, yeah, I know...it's all ONE story...it's not really a trilogy.

Whatever.

I love the Matrix series but goddammit, I felt like I was slowly roasted and then burnt watching each new movie come out.

And yet it still lingers in my heart.

But enough of that, Blade Trinity finds Whistler dead and his ill-begotten daughter coming to the rescue of Blade who finds himself landed in jail after killing a familiar that he thought was a vampire.

Ashes supposedly were easier to deal with and left no evidence so his enemies set him up and he ends up "murdering" a real person and gets his ass caught in a sling.

The only thing that I couldn't believe was how easily he let himself get caught and then to act like he felt so horrible...kind of...so that he doesn't even try to escape once he realizes foul play. And NOT ONLY THAT, he actually allows them to inject him with some tranquilizer.

Puhleeze.

We all know Blade could have broken those cuffs and been on the next flight to Cabo for all his strength and speed.

But whatever, it's fantasy right?

And Ryan Reynolds is so hot, who cares!?

It definitely surpassed its sequel, which by all accounts, kind of sucked.

The Biel chick was kind of kicking butt, too. It was alot of fun, I wasn't bored and it probably is definitely a theatre movie.

Go have some fun and check it out.

Mr. and Mrs. Smtih -preview-

2004-12-09T08:59:00.000-05:00

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.

Does life get any better? :drool:

Premise:"A married couple (Pitt and Jolie) are getting bored with their quiet domestic life. What they don't know, however, is that they're both assassins, secretly hopping the world and killing for hire. But their separate lives are about to collide when each finds out their next target is their own spouse."

Yeah. That.

It reminds me of True Lies but with both husband and wife filling the role of undercover assassins.

They even play the same music from that scene w/ Arnold dancing with Tia/Jamie Lee (the tango song) in the ballroom...very funny to an action fan like myself.

Anyway, here is the trailer.

I am pretty sure alot of people will not like this movie but I call it a study in psychology...wont people just go see it anyway just to see Angie and Brad get it on?

Thats great soft porn man! :devil:

Due out next year.

Alexander -review-

2004-11-30T10:05:00.000-05:00

I have a feeling that people will hate me for this review (or that one person who reads this blog in reality) since obviously all my RL friends suck) but I loved it and since we all know how much I just adored Troy, this might come as a relatively HUGE surprise.

Anyway, I think the acting was absolutely wonderful and Colin Farrell has impressed me beyond belief because as a heterosexual, I thought for sure I would see him squirm at least a little in his scenes with Jared Leto, but to my great delight he did not. I have to say to everyone though that there wasn't enough male on male love for my tastes.

Poo on you, Ollie.

Val Kilmer was off the wall as Philip and I relished every moment that he was on the screen. To my surprise, Angelina Jolie slightly annoyed me and we know how much she is the faux lesbian lover in my life, so to say I was a bit upset would be an understatement.

But overall, I think Stone did well with keeping in tune with the major points of Alexander's life. It's a movie of a lifetime, after all. There is no way in hell that you can put everything of a person in one time slot, so you have to make due with what you got.

I think that it gives a different angle on the wars, love and the people who sought to control him even up until his death and I wasnt dissatisfied.

It also helped that it was visually stunning.

I personally don't think it makes a good theatre movie, I probably would've been bored to tears. But in the comfort of your own home its a guilty pleasure flick that is rather good in my opinion.

Sort of like Desperate Housewives.

Anyway, forget what you heard from the critics, this movie will be in my DVD collection before you can say, "Oscar? Shaaaa...right!".

Happy Thanksgiving

2004-11-24T13:27:00.000-05:00

I don't know if ya'll know this or not but I am native american along with a few other things but that particular part of my heritage is something I couldn't deny even if I wanted to, so hence my posting on this matter.

Is it wrong for me to absolutely LOVE thanksgiving?

I think not. But I just know some of my ancestors are gonna be rolling in their graves tomorrow night, o' boy.

Yay, turkey!

and potatoes
and candied yams
and cranberry sauce
and stuffing
and mac 'n cheese
and pinot grigio
and bean casserole
and whatever else my fat ass may desire.

Thanksgiving rocks!

Enjoy it, everyone!

Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason

2004-11-22T13:02:00.000-05:00

This movie was just as good as the first and references to Hugh Grant's past escapades were the funniest part of the movie for me.

I can't really write much more only because you really have to see the first one [first] and if you haven't then it's pretty much a lost cause and you absolutely must go out and rent it -right now!-

Seed of Chucky -review-

2004-11-17T11:11:00.000-05:00

This movie starring Jennifer Tilly and Redman (who can't act to save his life on a real budget film) was pretty funny.

I enjoyed the whole premise of the spawn of Chucky and Tiff being european, first of all, and then a true to the bone pacifist, second.

Hilarity ensues as Chucky teaches his kid how to go about murdering folks and Tiff impregnates Tilly's character in order to have more kids.

It sort of reminded me of when Craven (that's Wes, to you lamers) did the Freddy movies "off-set" with the actual actors who played the characters in the flick.

Anyway, I know that some people don't find these movies even worth the dime, and basically neither do I, but hell, good entertainment is truly rare, even if it is tacky.

Birth -review-

2004-11-17T10:51:00.000-05:00

Hey ya'll, I am back at least for a few reviews. I couldn't let this movie (and a few others) go without some commentary.

Birth tries very hard to follow in the footsteps of Kubrick and others and knowing how Nicole Kidman absolutely loves being in movies like these (Eyes Wide Shut, To Die For, etc.) this movie just doesn't cut it in my opinion.

It uses way to much music to draw out a scene and drag you in to...nothing.

I actually don't like the premise of a reincarnated husband in the form of a 10-year old because it doesn't leave much room for any grown-up innuendoes, like in Chances Are. I adore this movie, by the way. I don't know why, I just do.

Personally, I didn't get how this kid all of a sudden "became" her dead husband anyway. When did he remember? What's up with that? I turned it off after the bathtub scene...ok, maybe I waited a bit longer, but to me the whole movie was just tragic.

Oh wait! I turned it off after Kidman's "fiance" beats the kid! Yeah, see I knew I stayed on this movie a bit longer for something!

Anyway, I knew this movie would be an artistic suckfest (Or can it? reference, but I didn't think it would be totally uninteresting as well.

God, some people just need to look into tanning salons, they really aren't all that bad, yanno? Too many pale people in this movie, not healthy pale either.

Gah, I am boring myself the more I write about it.

Her hair, did I mention her hair? I hated it, I was reminded of Annette Bening from In Dreams, one of my all-time favorite movies.

It sucked.

I can't wait till Alexander comes out, I have a feeling that will suck too, but Angelina is so damn hot, I don't even care.

I Am Taking A Hiatus

2004-11-05T14:32:00.000-05:00

From the blog due to some personal issues but I just wanted to give a quick thumbs-up for both Saw and Friday Night Lights.

They were both while not EXCELLENT films, highly entertaining and visibly striking.

Great jobs all around.

Take it easy :D

Kerry Conceded

2004-11-03T11:29:00.000-05:00

Well, thanks to all of you schmoes who have the lack of sense to vote for anyone BUT Bush, you can now sink into the cesspool of this great country even further.

I am moving to Egypt.

Oh, splendid days

2004-11-01T19:26:00.000-05:00

The last few days have been eventful. My best friend from NY visited me and we had an uneven, buzzed outing cohesive spun-out blissful whirlwind of fun.

I also saw Vanity Fair, The Grudge and a slew of horror movies that I must have seen ten times over.

I also think I may have come to a new understanding on what love for other people may entail.

I won't bore you with the details, but sometimes its better knowing that you are better off knowing love, than never knowing how much love can kick you in the ass.

The Grudge was scary.

Hold me.

The Machinist - preview -

2004-10-28T10:45:00.000-05:00

I have a feeling that this will always be a preview because unfortunately, I heard that it won't be available in many theatres, which just sucks.

It looks relatively interesting and I think Christian Bale is a great actor and the weight that he lost to do this role is also something I would like to see since they state that he looks like a roaming skeleton.

That's always fun, I'm sure.

Either way, if anyone can PLEASE help me with where I can find this movie playing in Florida, that would be great, 'cause I don't think it will be playing down here.

Surviving Christmas -review-

2004-10-28T10:22:00.000-05:00

Two words.

It stank.

Good-bye.

Surviving Christmas - 2x preview -

2004-10-27T16:21:00.000-05:00

Ok, so I have Surviving Christmas in my greedy little paws so tonight I can watch the horror that is Ben Affleck do again supposedly what people are saying the worst movie of the year.

A while back I posted a semi-ample tidbit of what I thought would be a great movie, but I am just not feeling that way anymore.

Why? Well, because Joel Siegel said so, that's why.

I don't need any further explanation than that, folks, because we all know how I feel about Siegel.

Alfie -review-

2004-10-26T09:45:00.000-05:00

Alfie starring Jude Law is a remake on the Michael Caine version (thanks Deann!) and it's rather funny but painfully apparent that it doesn't do well as a remake or in helping the main character out in any way.

Usually with "life-changing" stories you leave the movie feeling like the character has changed for the better in some way or at least that some epiphany has occurred.

Not in this flick.

MsP and I, I must say have never enjoyed looking at Law as much as we did in this movie, and there were times that we literally had to laugh like little old biddies and fan ourselves because he is that terribly hot.

I mean he is unbearably hot...like Sahara hot, Africa hot...I think you get my drift.

He is a great lady killer to be sure, but you almost hate him at some points because he is totally oblivious to how he treats and then discards women, then he comes sculking back when he is faced with the inevitable truth that he will end up all alone if he keeps going down the same path that he has been following his whole life.

Sad, indeed. But hey, who wants Law to be in a relationship anyway? I mean, that would totally destroy any damn fantasies I might have...darnit!

All the women were just lovely (although not really fleshed out too much) and I especially enjoyed seeing Nia Long, I have not seen her in a film in a while and her and Law getting it on was a sight to behold.

Omar Epps was a great filler character as well, but they don't really establish their best friend status (supposedly) very often. Seems more like a wing-man situtation when really called upon and the deception that seperates them in the end almost seems like it was bound to happen and the relationship wouldn't have been able to handle much at that point.

Anyway, I am not sure if I liked the movie or not. I might have to rewatch it someday. It was entertaining for a while, but I guess it boils down to in the end, he was still probably an ass.

2W 59M 39S

2004-10-25T10:57:00.000-05:00

Quick update:

Cancer Stick free for: Two weeks, 59 minutes and 52 seconds. 98 cigarettes not smoked, saving $16.17. Life saved: 8 hours, 10 minutes.

weeeeeee! I got a whole work day of extra living!

American Splendor -review-

2004-10-21T10:40:00.000-05:00

I actually saw this movie on cable which is a rarity for me considering I only put the TV on as background noise and the only show that can have me stopping for anything is Smallville.

Yeah, I know, pathetic.

The thing that I really enjoyed about this film was not only that it was well-put together with some fine actors but I truly enjoyed the interaction of all the characters. With bits of documentary footage thrown in with numerous slides of the actual comic, it made for a really interesting montage of this person's life.

Favorite parts of the film had to be when the actors (Paul Giamatti and crew) would wrap up a scene and walk off the set to speak to the actual people they were portraying, which in this case would be, Harvey Pekar, the genius who came up with the stories behind American Splendor.

Working with great artists, most famously, Robert Crumb (played by a kinda creepy James Urbaniak), you can almost see how two such odd individuals could get along so well.

Pekar gave this country something to laugh about and let the "every guy" in America know that they were not alone in their ordinary lives. I remember my dad reading this comic and I would see him grin probably for the first time that day. I know that as a blue collar worker he was happy to see things in his life drawn out for the world to see, and able to find the good spot in all of it.

Life in the Pekar household must have been a trip, and we see glimpses of that life through his current wife. You get to see all the ups and downs and phobias that would drive any normal person up the wall...and Pekar was pretty bad, too.

I think I would have killed his wife if I had been married to her.

Pekar is able to grab the most mundane things in his life and tell a story about it, people don't realize how valuable that kind of talent is, it's rare.

Alot of enjoyment came from seeing how the world was back in those days, since it takes place in the late 70's and works into the 80's and beyond, you kind of get to relive your childhood, even if it happens to be through a borderline schizoid, who is uncouth and slightly unhygenic.

Unless you are just an old fart and can't relate.

I think the only parts I hated were when he would go on David Letterman's show and be seen as some sort of idiot savant or something...it really burned my ass, and it made me dislike the snarky Letterman even more than I already did.

Anyway, in closing, if you hadn't caught this movie when it was out last year, you should really rent it. It's a bit disturbing and can be dark at times, but the cast is so wonderful and odd, that you forget about all of that, and truly enjoy the funniness of Pekar's world.

Silent Hill 4 : The Room -game review-

2004-10-20T10:49:00.000-05:00

I haven't done a game review but for a minute, so how about one?

I knew you would be happy about that.

While not a perfect game, Silent Hill 4 is quite enjoyable and it has such good scary pinpoints that you can't help but become quickly addicted. I really was happy that they kept the same feeling from the past games in this one.

I mean as I am writing this, I am thinking about playing it.

You start out waking up from a "dream" and you see the first-person perspective that will eventually scare the beejesus out of you since you can't see behind you right away. This makes for great gameplay because it obviously is catering to the idea that it is you playing it, even though there is a character that will be developed.

I haven't gotten that far but the 1st-perspective view does quickly change to a 3rd person view when you go into the outside world, i.e. the nightmare world, so the controls are a little harder to handle, but I would say that given the cool graphics and eerie feeling that you will start off slow just viewing your surroundings and it takes about 15 mins or so to adjust.

I never played Silent Hill on a PC before so this version was rather fun to learn how to play (with a keyboard and all) and I am finding it more enjoyable than the console versions.

A brief synopsis of the game:

"Silent Hill is a town where pure evil permeates the air and the soil and eventually consumes the people. It's a soothing vacation spot that masks demon-worshipping cults and dark purpose. Each of the previous titles in the Silent Hill series of horror games has either outright taken place in the titular small town or has gradually been pulled there through some terrible inertia. Silent Hill 4: The Room breaks this trend, because it takes place in the neighboring city of South Ashfield and centers mainly on an ill-fated apartment building, a cursed apartment, and the man who lives in it. That's not the only series tenet the game breaks. Silent Hill 4 pairs third-person and new first-person gameplay with an emphasis on combat and item management. The resultant hybrid has some flaws, but The Room retains the dark, disturbing soul that is the unsettling center of the Silent Hill experience.
-Gamespot.com

I wanted to mention lastly that the main character, Henry, is just too cute, for a drawn caricature, that is.

I need to get out more, I think.

Team America: World Police -review-

2004-10-20T10:01:00.000-05:00

Team America: World Police I am pretty sure could have been one of my favorite movies. I mean I loved South Park, The Movie, but obviously these two films only have one thing in common, the creators.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone must have been rushing on this film because I found myself at times between laughter & idly twiddling my cigaretteless fingers and wondering how this went so wrong.

I adored the puppets but I found them so creepy and personable that I actually would avert my eyes so that I wouldn't make any eye contact...with the screen...yeah...that.

The puppets should have been used in the Thunderbirds remake, and they could have actually used real people for this movie, sort of like the Spy Hard movies. I think it would have been really funny.

I laughed alot but on the whole I was bored.

Lots of spoofs regarding politics and Osama (not Omarosa, even though that would have been hilarious) and America being the "police" of the world, hence the title, and puppet sex...oh, the puppet sex.

That was very interesting to watch, the splendor of spindly limbs and no sexual organs can be down right disturbing, I must say.

As soon as "it" was over, I rolled over and went to bed.

I have to ask someone, anyone is it really possible that the last good review that I gave without fault was a zombie movie?

I officially now know that movies can only get better, because after this week's movie watching, it possibly cannot get any worse.

Or can it?

for those not wanting to click the link above, I am talking about Birth with Nicole Kidman...lord, that movie looks relatively dumb and uninsightful to say the least, but what do I know.

Taxi -review-

2004-10-19T12:47:00.000-05:00

Luc Besson is one of my favorite sci-fi/fantasy/ultra-modern directors, but I have to genuinely say that this movie, blew chunks.

The image above would sufficiently reflect my agony at watching this film.

Taxi, starring Queen Latifah and Jimmy Fallon, is a parody in movie making.

I was really excited at Latifah's souped up taxi, reminded me of The Fifth Element (a junkie fave of mine by Besson) and I really liked the clothing and look of the movie. But overall, it was just one big mess of a bungling cop teamed up with a smart-ass funny black "person", chasing of all things, robbers who happen to be runway fashion models.

Puhleeze.

If I can just go one day without the thrusting of fashionista pelvic bones, I would be in heaven.

I think the only part that really got me was when Fallon was swinging his gun around and Latifah is cringing...I was hoping that the gun would go off and blow his brains out.

I am sure she was hoping the same thing.

I love Fallon in skits (SNL) and even on MTV award shows, but for the love of god, do not, I REPEAT, do not go see this movie.

My -First- Concert

2004-10-15T08:31:00.000-05:00

No, this is not a flashback of the first time I ever went to a musical concert, but the intro to my actually going to one, ever.

I am 30 years old and have never been to a rock concert.

How is that possible, you ask? Don't ask me, ask my friends and family.

Obviously they all suck.

Just joking. Or am I?

Anyway, MsP bought Metallica tickets for November 6th for my belated birthday gift and man, is she siked.

Oh and I am, too.

I love me some Metallica. I just don't get too excited about things until they actually happen...well, about things that I have never encountered before.

In movies and TV, concerts always seem so crowded and dirty, smelly even.

Is that really fun? Maybe it wasn't anyone but myself who shirked my childhood (teen years) out of going to one of these grand events.

Nah.

Either way it should be a helluva time, and I know you all are jealous and ohso, envious of my rubbing shoulders with old fogies such as myself, banging head to Sandman.

Come on, admit it. You want to be my friend now right?

'course you do.

2D 22H 12M 7S

2004-10-14T08:11:00.000-05:00

This is how long I haven't had a cigarette and out of that I would've smoked around 20 of them by now. As you can see I am not a "big" smoker, but I don't think you have to smoke a pack a day to get cancer, black lungs or yeah, die.

I am holding strong and I am not going to make this a blog about my big, bad habits, but hell it's my blog and I can do what I want.

I will have a review of Taxi tomorrow or in a couple of days. I am pretty sure it will suck, but here is to god willing some funniness on Queen Latifah and Jimmy Fallon's (or whatever his name is) union.

My reviews ='s renting alot

2004-10-12T08:59:00.000-05:00

I realize that alot of my reviews steer towards renting movies after the fact, but don't think for a minute that I am not one who doesn't enjoy going to the actual theaaaaa-ter!! because I do.

But, at the same time, movies are darn expensive and the studio companies (as well as ever other Tom, Dick and Harry) want your hard-earned dollars.

It's bad enough we pay taxes and receive no healthcare, or wait, have jobs but can barely get by...yeah, so let's go to the movies and spend $10 on a ticket on a lousy film instead of eating for the week...yeah! *fists pumping in the air*

Or let's say we did, but didn't.

Anyway, there are rarely any films I will recommend to see in the actual theater...so I am just clarifying why.

Thanks.

Raising Helen review

2004-10-12T08:35:00.000-05:00

Raising Helen could have been an excellent film by any standards, but it was too long and alot of time was wasted on unnecessary shots of family time and their issues.

I felt like I was running in circles alot of the movie and I can't believe that the actors didn't feel the same way too.

The story is about Helen Harris (Kate Hudson) one of 3 sisters who has the single life down pat and she loves it. When her oldest sister dies and leaves her 3 children to Helen, all hell breaks loose. Helen must figure out how to take care of these kids and manage her life around them.

It starts off great and you are amazed at how fast she gets this done but then there are minute issues that she tends to overlook and her sister, Jenny (Joan Cusack) ends up having to bail her out alot of the time.

Then, there is Helen's romance with Pastor Dan (John Corbett - fine fatty hotty) and I can actually believe in some way that these two people could be attracted to each other, but not for the reasons that they exhibit in this movie. I find Hudson's character although willing to give up her life for the kids and take care of them, strangely still very self-centered and living in some kind of la-la land.

Pastor Dan doesn't have much personality either, if I do say so myself.

There are a couple of funny parts in the movie, like when the next door neighbor is recruited by Helen (yet again) to help her out by getting some hoodlum kids out of her house when the oldest child (who looks like a minature version of Hudson and its kind of creepy considering she is 15 and is kinda slutty) throws a party and she wields a steel baseball bat like a pro.

But other than that I would give this flick a pass until it comes out on video, its about 2.5 hours long.

Unless its a period piece or literary masterpiece, no movie has the right to be that long, certainly not a comedy-drama that is more comedy than dramatic.

I Quit Smoking

2004-10-12T08:26:00.000-05:00

Yesterday.

And the evil pain controller, Ibuprofen.

I have been having these extreme stomach pains for the last week and did some research online only to find out that alot of my symptoms may be the result of some very bad habits I have incurred over the last 13 years of my life.

In order to prevent any further problems, I had to stop them.

So in hindsight of preventing a peptic ulcer, I have given up my sweet, sweet Advil, my luscious cigarettes, and I have placed drinking to a happy medium that will hopefully increase my life span and my stomach lining.

Being sick is not fun, and I am not a fan of it by any means, so wish me luck on my journey, cause man, I am sure as hell gonna need it.

By the way, I am not an idiot, I am going to head to the doctor at the end of the month to see if I was correct in my assumption, and at that time, I will be healthier (food wise) and off of cigarettes and the pills (lord no!) for almost a month.

Pray for me.

Surviving Christmas

2004-10-07T20:11:00.000-05:00

Well...well...well.

It's a true wonder when a celebrity's life crashes and burns only to appear to rise from the ashes like a phoenix when they least expect it.

Or when they have had enough of Hollywood's godly standards.

Ben Affleck's new movie, Surviving Christmas looks like a hilariously fun romp and I am glad to see some of his old handsome funnieness return.

Having James Gandolfini in your movie isn't such a bad idea, too.

The preview caught me and the premise was funny and different, as IMDB.com states, "A lonely guy rents himself a family for the holidays". I think I almost fell in love with Affleck all over again when he attempts to slide down the banister like he did as a kid and it breaks and he falls.

Pure comedy.

I am glad to see him coming around.

The Grudge vs. Ju-on -The Grudge -

2004-10-06T16:35:00.000-05:00

Ok, so I love Buffy just as much as the next ass-kicking in her dreams chica, but I really think that this blatant stealing of asian horror movies to make a quick buck is starting to piss me off.

I will have more on this later, this was just a rant.

Thanks for listening.

The Forgotten -review-

2004-09-30T08:34:00.000-05:00

The Forgotten...what can I say?

I know!

That I wish I could forget this movie...wait, wait...wait...there it went!

yessss!

Whew! Close call.

Ok folks. Sorry, that's all the review I have for you today.

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I keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!

While the premise is good (mother loses son, is told she never had one, then promptly tells people to go F-themselves, then goes on a search to find the truth), the preview plot seemed a bit misleading. I was expecting horror on the level of ghostly apparitions or something along those lines. But to me it just seemed like one big FBI cover-up after another.

It's a sad day when FBI cover-ups become cliche *insert rolling eyes here*

This was my 2nd attempt at finishing this movie and I was really digging it but the constant thought going through my mind was in re: to the kid who played Julianne Moore's son (Christopher Kovaleski) in the movie.

Everytime they showed a flashback to the impending plane of doom take-off (in which, the kids supposedly died afterwards) I just kept thinking, "Why is that kid's arms so darn skinny? Someone get that kid some milk and a P & B sammich, STAT!!!!!"

As you can see, I wasn't really fully concentrating at some points.

I honestly believe that Julianne Moore took this role because many women in her age group of actors, has done some kind of macabre life-altering "thriller" at one point or another and most have flourished.

Michelle Pfeiffer immediately comes to mind with What Lies Beneath, but then Michelle has all that preternatural hotness going for her and she starred with Harrison Ford.

And while, I think Julianne is a fine looking woman, she can be kind of scary looking at times. Which oddly enough makes her the perfect choice for this type of flick. Running scared with lustrous red hair a-flowing but pale and tight-lipped as the day is long.

Back to the movie, Ahta.

Ok, ok...so yeah, I won't totally spoil the ending for you (and you wouldn't even know if I did unless if you saw the movie) except it's so not what you think it is, and I don't know, maybe that's a good thing. But it's a bad thing if the ending isn't what you expected AND then it sucked.

Many people enjoyed this movie but I don't know...maybe they were abducted by aliens and made to forget that they originally hated this movie and now love it.

Your guess is as good as mine.

If anyone watches this movie and finds it fully satisfying (this coming from the gal who loves Resident Evil: Apocalypse, no less) just let me know.

Heya, heya, heya, step right up!

2004-09-28T10:46:00.000-05:00

Ok, so I have been out of commission the last couple of days, we almost had an awful hurricane but it didn't slam dunk us thankfully. My back has been killing me so I have been grunting around the house like an old lady but the Sims 2 have been keeping me lively.

I saw Ghost in the Shell 2 this weekend and it alright and I plan on doing a review on it this week, but work has me kind of boggled right now.

A piece of good news, my car will be fixed in the next week hopefully so wish me luck!

Spoilers

2004-09-24T06:50:00.000-05:00

I realized today that I forget that some movies I see aren't even out yet so I might tend to be spoiling the fun. So from now on, I will put *spoiler* in the review title so you can read it at your own risk.

he flew...

2004-09-22T19:24:00.000-05:00

finally, he flew

and although I was reminded of Neo in the Matrix who originally stole it from him, I was glad.

'cause he was flying like the super man that he is.

WB you might be becoming my favorite channel again...well, since the buffy incident.

*sigh!

Shaun of the Dead spoiler review

2004-09-22T10:20:00.000-05:00

Gathered together at their local pub for a night of drinking and conversation, a group of friends find themselves thrown into a battle against hell-bent zombies.

Shaun of the Dead is one of the rare zombie movies that makes you want to laugh your arse off.

It has been compared to the Evil Dead series (moreso to Army of Darkness which was the 3rd release) more times than I cared to hear so you know I had to go and watch it.

Again, this was a movie that I felt the urge to write actual notes because you aren't being bombarded by visual effects so much as actual great acting and plot.

It was utterly refreshing to interact with the characters and see my main man, Shaun, mature and resolve some major issues in his life with loved ones especially.

So here are my notes, and this time I will try and elaborate.

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Me: "tee hee, they are throwing records at the zombies...ewwww, that had to hurt"

Me: "a contemporary english street gang is born! punks with bats, man...what could be better?"

Me: "when british people use american lingo like, "what up, nigga?", it has to be the funniest shit I have ever heard" heeelarious

Me: "are they really pretending to be zombies and getting away with it? COOL!"

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Ok, I realize at some point that my writings were very bland because I think I was actually paying attention more to the movie. So let me just say that there was a joint-suicide attempt that I rarely see in these movies simply because the heroines always manage to escape.

In this case they thought they were screwed but they weren't and thankfully that they didn't kill each other with the last of the ammo, cause that would have really sucked especially when they were rescued not even a minute later.

Best part of the movie: When they show how Shaun keeps his now zombified best friend in the shed so that he can still play Playstation with him from time to time.

I guess his friend wasn't all that different from zombie mode prior to his death.

Heeeeeeeeeeee!

Anyway, I think I almost liked it better than Evil Dead, but that would be blasphemy.

*edit: I realize this wasn't one of my best reviews, I am feeling blah and ughie today. I really enjoyed this movie alot, I think Deann would even like this one...lol.

No review on Sky Captain until the end of October (hopefully you will have seen it then anyway) I am saving it for a good friend of mine upon her travel to FL.

Man, I love the British.

*edit 2: I knew me and Joel Siegel were bonded because he loved this movie too and he states that it is the funniest zombie movie ever.

Smallville yes!

2004-09-21T16:06:00.000-05:00

I know I review lots of movies (barely books or games anymore sue me) but I do love this one show.

I actually love T.V. ferociously, like a mamma lioness guarding her brood.

You were my babysitter when I was growing up. I love you.

Tomorrow @ 8pm, season premiere, WB.

Me, you and a bottle of beer.

Oh, the you is the television, people. Just in case you didn't catch that.

I Am Awesome Worship Me

2004-09-21T14:53:00.000-05:00

No, really you should.

I fixed my computer with nary a man's help and I used a screwdriver, cd's, fdisk, and a flashlight to do it all.

Man, I never knew how easy this stuff was. I mean I knew, but never really knew.

It was great, tearing it apart, putting it back together again.

I felt strangely detached and restless after it was finished and purring again like a kitten. A brand new Win2000 installation, updated all my drivers etc etc.

Found out which one of my damn hard drives was failing...pulled it out, stuck good one back in (pervert!), cleaned it out...good times.

But that feeling did go away after a while, wanna know why?

BECAUSE BABY, WHEN I INSTALLED
THE SIMS 2 IT WAS ALL OVER!

WhooooHOooooooooOOoooo!

I'm a bit giddy today, but so what.

Tomorrow (if all goes well) a review on Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow.

Cheerio!

Hating the Mechanics of It All

2004-09-17T15:13:00.000-05:00

First it was my car pouring her guts out on the Sawgrass Expressway and now it's my computer restarting over and over on its own after I tried to put a new installation of WinXP with service pack 2.

Found out that SP2 is not really bug-free yet.

Bleh.

I am starting to hate having to rely on machines.

I am tempted to bring my work computer home, but I think that will count as a felony or something.

Sims 2 - rehashed -

2004-09-15T07:56:00.000-05:00

This is just a post to say:

YIPPEEE SKIPPEEEEE!!!!!

Because The Sims 2 game is finally available (or so says Gamespot) but I think it won't really be available until friday but either way...who cares!

Whooooooooohhaaaaaaaaaa!

i feel so much better now

Resident Evil: Apox-on-the-critics - review -

2004-09-15T07:17:00.000-05:00

"My name is Alice. I worked for the Umbrella Corperation, There was an accident, then, everybody died. Trouble was...they didn't stay dead."

tee hee

I finally was able to watch RE:A and to say that I happily enjoyed myself would be an understatement.

All I needed was a big bag of chocolate and a male slave rubbing my feet to make it any better.

Well...I did have a bag of chocolate, at least.

Anyway, I am just going to jot my notes down instead of giving a full review because they seem scattered (my thoughts) and sometimes it's just more fun seeing what you wrote while watching a movie, drunk off your arse.

and awaaaaaaaaaay, we go!

"Milla's opening scream is like a slice through the heart"
"The guy from The Mummy is hot (Oded Fehr)! Good to see him in another role where he kicks butt."
"Chaos!"
"Jill Valentine character looks just like her! Aweeeeesome!"

"Very glad that they went with the RE3 outfit but what cop wears clothes like that???!!"
"With all this running around, I would love to hear just one person come out and say, "Damn, I'm hungry, what about ya'll?" "Anyone?...No?...Damn."
"Damn, Nemesis is scary as fuck. OOoooooooo look at his rocket launcher..."
"Mike Epps is usually so annoying but his line, "I don't need those guns! My shit is custom! had me cracking the hell up."

tee hee

"Loving that they kept the little girl plot of RE3, even though different circumstances."
"Great premise in order to survive you have to rescue someone."
"Alice is fighting Nemesis. Hand to hand. WTF???!!"
"Man, Alice can kick some ass..."
"whoa."

So there's my review and I am sure I have more I can add but I can't think of any right now.

I guess my only last thought would be that if you are an avid fan of the game, you will be able to follow it and enjoy it because you will notice that they don't stray much from the game. Which is what every gamer who sees one of their beloved games go to live-action wants to see occur.

This happens with RE:A and it leaves it wide open for a glimpse of the upcoming Gamecube release "Resident Evil 4" that is due out early next year (although I highly doubt it).

But one can dream, can't they?

By the way, the reason I don't talk about Alice that much even though Milla rox as her, is because I have never heard of this character until the movie itself.

I have never seen hide nor hair of this character in any of the games. Perhaps I should go play them again for the gazillonth time.

Yep, just might happen.

Live-Action "Aeon Flux" in the Making

2004-09-15T06:51:00.000-05:00

I just found out that they are taking the MTV animated series, "Aeon Flux" and turning it into a live-action movie.

I was thrilled of course to hear this, but then, just then, I found out who will be playing the main character.

Charlize Theron.

my god, could you possibly put anyone worse? She is soooo happy, for god's sake!

I am all for Theron being one of the greatest new actresses that has come along in the last 10 years and god knows! that I only have respect for a woman that can look curvy and voluptuous and healthy, but Aeon Flux is NOT curvy in any sense of the word.

Theron will have to lose at least 30lbs to be anywhere near what this toon is not packing.

- sigh -

But enough about looks already, I just can't see Theron being the vindictive, snarky assassin in any way shape or form. She is just too chipper. I swear she was vibrating sunlight even when she was playing Aileen in "Monster".

Yeesh.

My pick?

Lara Flynn Boyle, because god knows this is the role that could finally break the whole eating disorder frenzy that surrounds her on a daily basis.

"See? There are characters I can play. Sure it's a cartoon image that is totally non-based on reality, but dammit I knew that one day I'd get my chance to flaunt my "type" of physique! Neener, neener!"

Ja, right.

*edit: I just want to add by the way that Aeon is one butt-kicking gal, and it is only natural to want to put someone who is actually healthy in this role, simply because she flips, jumps, spins, shoots, kills and murders with agility and grace. Oh and she gets hit alot. I can't see Lara doing any of that without breaking.

So Charlize, do her proud but please don't end up anorexic cause of this role.

Leave that to the professionals.

Saved! Review

2004-09-13T10:51:00.000-05:00

The movie Saved! is right up my alley.

MsP and I watched it yesterday while imbibing chardonnay and we chortled the whole way through.

When a young christian girl (Jena Malone) has sex with her newly found gay boyfriend to "save him", she winds up pregnant and becomes ostracized by the very people she thought were her friends.

With characters in an all christian school ranging from the only jew and a wheel-bound outcast (played wonderfully by Macaulay Culkin) whose sister is the biggest Jesus freak in the school (Mandy Moore), you just have to rejoice in the fact that you do not live in this town of fanatics.

I think the funniest part to me was all the hypocritical goings-on that is typically associated with any type of religious extremists. Single parents lusting after the local pastor who refuses to divorce his wife because it's not "written in the bible", but meanwhile secretly has make-out sessions with the pregnant girl's mom.

Mind you, his son is interested in the girl. It's kinda of creepy but normal all at the same time.

I thought this movie was well-made, contemporary and hilarious and I think anyone hasn't heard of it should go and rent it because it's a sleeper hit with a bite in the ass.

Paparazzi Review

2004-09-13T10:38:00.000-05:00

The movie Paparazzi for all it's premise of a "decent" celebrity who was harassed and his family almost killed thus spurring him to seek revenge against his tormenters, didn't impress me too much.

Cole Hauser is so creepy looking that you can't really take him seriously because he just resembles the killer that he becomes from the get-go. I did enjoy his voice and somewhat of his acting, but this movie totally came off like a made-for-tv movie or something that goes straight to cable.

You would think with one of the producers being Mel Gibson (who does make a cameo appearance) and a slew of other stars like Tom Sizemore and B-list actors like Daniel Baldwin, that perhaps these characters would be able to spice up the film a bit. But they all just come off as sleaze bags and I swear I felt nausea rise more than once.

Either way I give it a no-go for a film outing and would just wait for it to come out on DVD simply because it wasn't that great starting out and it wasn't that great when it ended, except for maybe the credits.

Resident Evil: Apocalypse : thoughts :

2004-09-10T12:37:00.000-05:00

Resident Evil: Apocalypse comes out today and yet again I will not be attending a movie theatre to go see something I really really want to see.

Thanks for asking why, because I was starting to think you didn't care.

Reasons why I am not going to the damn movies:

1. I have noone to go with. MsP hates these types of movies and anything that she even has the slightest raised hair on the back of her neck about, she will not pay to go see. And my other best friend, Cab, is in NY so what good is she? grunt

2. I am not too familiar with where an actual theatre is around here. so what if I have lived here for over a year. meh on you!

3. (and this is the best reason) Why pay for a movie (especially when you are broke) when you can just wait for the download?

See how that works?

Yeah, well if you don't let me wind it up for you again.

I really want to pay for this movie and go see it, but I have no friend to go with, no money and certainly no loyalties.

I am just an empty shell without morals. I can admit it.

Anyway, when I finally get to see it this weekend, I will give you my review.

I am sure I will love all the gratuitous fun that will be coming my way by watching a live action Nemesis stomp the shit out of Milla, who is really rockin' this role by the way.

Adios, via condios, buhbye.

And then..She Posted

2004-09-08T12:43:00.000-05:00

Yes, I am alive and well and I have to wonder why noone cared to leave comments like,

"Ahta, we hope you are doing well." or
"Ahta, please don't be dead!" or
"Ahta, we saw a tree fall over in your complex, were you under it?"

courtesy of MsP

I can see who my true friends are...yes, I see you or maybe I don't in your lousy cases!

Anyway, Frances wasn't all they cracked it up to be on the news. Some places got hit more than others which is understandable if whatever deity above was particulary unhappy with that area that day. But all in all more damage occurred to my property prior to the hurricane.

So, MsP and I are back at work and I have to say that I was going stir crazy in that apt for almost 4 days straight and am glad...do you -hear- me? GLAD to be back at work.

Oh, and I might have some future cutie prospect going on so cross your fingers for me because I need all the help I can get.

Bye ya'll!

Hurricane coming? Have Beer

2004-09-02T11:30:00.000-05:00

I was out all morning trying to get gas, pay my bills and get beer and cigarettes so that if I happen to be trapped indoors for days I will have all my necessary vices.

I finally was going to go into work when my car decided to drop a load of metal in the middle of the street.

I drove her back home and stared at her.

Went upstairs, cracked open a beer and ran through 3 of the 4 messages that my mom left me in a frantic voice making sure I was alright.

Then my boss called.

He said he would pick me up because he needs some help with the telephone system.

Now, I am waiting to be driven back home, slightly tipsy and feeling like if I don't get out of here soon, I am going to break something.

Pray for me and MsP.

Exorcist: The Beginning

2004-08-31T09:38:00.000-05:00

I never did get to finish this movie off because my motto is simple.

If ye fall asleep, then it really wasn't that important

But I did like it because of the location and the kid who was eerie as all get out.

There is a great twist at the end but you kind of figure it out because it's the only viable option available which is alright but at least, they could have had you think a bit harder about it.

Overall, it will always just be the movie that shows the background of Father Merrin and proves that yes, he has dealt with this type of thing before and won.

Except when dealing with the demon again, he dies.

Sad, indeed.

I would wait for video for this one because the Exorcist movie is just so much better and it's not really worth paying money for at this point and time.

Still, I have to wonder who really was so interested in Father Merrin's background and initial encounter with the demon, that they had to make a whole friggin' movie about it?

Wasn't talking about it enough in the original?

*sigh

Immortel Preview - Review

2004-08-27T06:42:00.000-05:00

*Update*

We finished watching the movie and although it was cinematically impressive, we were so lost by the end of it, that I have to suggest that you only watch it if you are prepared to be utterly confused and willing to provide me with much information.

*and I am out*

MsP and I had begun watching this awesome movie about the Nikopol story called Immortel and it was one of the few films that MsP was impressed by.

This is a feat in itself, folks.

But then she had to go study so I am holding off watching the rest of the flick until she gets a chance to view it.

It has a full CGI backlot for the characters and it's rare that you can tell the difference between computer generated actors or real ones.

I felt like I was in an interactive movie, it was great.

So go over to imdb.com (link is in name of movie) and take a look at the premise, if you enjoy the whole Egyptian = Alien species = creators of the earth theme then you might enjoy this movie.

Personally, I just see it as The Fifth Element visits The Matrix and then was cloned and merged with Final Fantasy DNA, but what do I know?

By the way, I want to thank all my fellow bloggers who left me comments yesterday telling me that it will be "alright".

I love you guys!

I am getting back into the spirit of things and should have the Exorcist and F9/11 reviews by tomorrow.

Stay Classy!

Panic at 29 with a week to go 'till 30

2004-08-26T11:39:00.000-05:00

I was going to write about Farenheit 9/11 because I finally got to watch it and discuss how utterly disgusted I was by the end of it. And then, I was going to perhaps continue my blathering about Exorcist: The Beginning, but I am instead opting to bemoan about my impending birthday.

It is next Wednesday (September 1st for you folks without calendars) and I will be 30.

That's when half my life will be over.

It seems though that all I do lately is cry over it but who wouldn't when all they ponder is the fact that they certainly are not where they want to be in life and currently cannot find one man, who is man enough to be with them.

At least the ones that I am interested in.

MsP told me to suck it up and that basically getting to where you want to be requires discipline and that the fact that I am back in school and at least doing what I want to do on some intermediate level at my job (technical stuff) is enough to be proud of, and she is right.

But it's still depressing and altogether sad, but what can you do, right?

People say that when you least expect or when you are totally fed up that that is when love will smack you in the face.

In my case, I think I will need to be bitch-slapped.

I don't know...it is not like I have it hard or easy, I am somewhere in between and as long as I can keep looking at life straight down the middle, I should be alright.

Right?

right.

Well, I am going to get my ass in gear and update some more reviews soon but as you can see my mind is wandering on down the road that is "getting older" and there isn't much more I can focus on at the moment.

At least, not until I have some wine this evening and perhaps go on a movie love fest.

Real Life Beckons

2004-08-25T08:32:00.000-05:00

Sorry for lack of updates, my co-worker got a new job so I am now the only tech support in the office.

Imagine the increased workload.

I am loving it though, I haven't felt this productive in a while.

Anyway, I did manage to catch The Exorcist: The Beginning and I liked it.

Well, up until the part that I fell asleep that is...

So hopefully I will update by the weekend or sooner if Blogger doesn't get on my last nerve with it's slowness all the time.

Oh and by the way.

Men suck.

Added New Fellow Blogger

2004-08-19T15:56:00.000-05:00

I added a new link today for Deann.

You should check her out when you get the chance, she is one funny lady with a way more exciting life than I have.

cheers!

My Blog Is a Mess

2004-08-19T15:28:00.000-05:00

If my blog looks crazy it is because I am making my movie review section smaller and have to do seperate posts so that I can have something to link to in my template.

Also, blogger is sucking so it isn't exactly being nice to me today.

sigh

V - Z

2004-08-19T15:20:00.000-05:00

The Village

Van Helsing Review

Walking Tall

Q - U

2004-08-19T15:19:00.000-05:00

Resident Evil: Apocalypse

Flashback Moment : Robocop

Saved!

Shaun of the Dead

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow preview

Jason and Freddy vs. Ash

2004-08-19T15:11:00.000-05:00

And that's not Ash Ketchum to you young folks.

"In a move that proves no idea is too ridiculous to commit to film, New Line is in negotiations to have homicidal maniacs Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees reteam and face off against ultra-cool Ash from the "Evil Dead" franchise, says the Hollywood Reporter. While we firmly believe Bruce Campbell deserves much better than this film, we secretly hope the project gets made fast, 'cause we can't wait to see it."

MSN Entertainment

All I have to say is "Hail to the king, baby."

K - P

2004-08-19T12:21:00.000-05:00

King Arthur

Legend of Ron Burgundy

Manchurian Candidate review

Paparazzi

Passion of the Christ

F - J

2004-08-19T12:16:00.001-05:00

Jason and Freddy vs. Ash -preview thoughts-

A - E

2004-08-19T12:09:00.000-05:00

Aeon Flux -preview- Banter

Eko Eko Azarak - Wizard of Darkness

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Exorcist: The Beginning

The Bourne Supremacy Review

2004-08-17T06:55:00.000-05:00

Dkzone stated in my upcoming reviews comments that:

"Bourne supremacy was mediocre. The main character is dry as the mojave."

Shame, shame, shame on you, Dk.

According to my notes, it was a slam dunk and I was actually happy the "main character" i.e. Jason Bourne was not exactly an emotional wreck.

Why would a super-spy out to find the truth and can kick ass like wild fire have to be all emotional? Is it not enough that he wants revenge for his lover's death and at the same time find the truth about himself? Does he have to cry about it?

I don't think so. And personally, I would have to kick him out of bed if he did.

sucker

Ok, so anyway onto my review. This movie rocked my socks off and I liked it even better than the first installment. I cannot wait for the last [third] movie because it will make one of the better dvd collections out there.

I figured I could ramble on about how great it was but instead I am just going to post the notes I wrote down when I watched it.

Yeah, this should be fun.

a cinematic feast for the eyes

classy stylish and lush

kept in tune with the ongoing plot i love when they actually accomplish this

young damon playing a spy didn't sit right with me but he does such a great job at being stony faced

impressed with real-time speed when kicking butt and then making a cell phone turn into a transistor in seconds flat, no lolly-gagging around, in sync with real life training

excellent

These were all simple notes jotted down during chase scenes (some of the best I have seen), martial arts showdowns, and realizations coming into play.

It really a great movie and if you can get the opportunity to see it, you should. A great escape with a hero that you can cheer on as he goes through changes internally and externally and comes to terms with who and what he is.

And he isn't crying into his milk when he does.

Troy Review

2004-08-17T06:10:00.000-05:00

Well, I know that I said that I would have a review for you on this movie and that there were a couple of parts that I enjoyed...so here it goes.

It was only like 15 minutes into the movie...but then you can probably guess why that is in a bit.

The first scene that I liked was when Achilles was proving that he can run really fast, then swing on a big guy and quickly stab him without even thinking, right in the neck.

That was cool. I thought there would more cool scenes like that.

There weren't.

Anyway, the other scene I liked and it was the last part of the movie I saw, was when Achilles mom tells him:

"If you stay in Larissa, you will find peace.
You will find a wonderful woman, and you will have sons and daughters,
who will have children. And they'll all love you and remember your name.
But when your children are dead, and their children after them,
your name will be forgotten...
If you go to Troy, glory will be yours.
They will write stories about your victories in thousands of years!
And the world will remember your name.
But if you go to Troy, you will never come back...
for your glory walks hand-in-hand with your doom.
And I shall never see you again. "

I love this scene because it truly makes you feel like the insignificant speck that you are and to say fuck it sometimes. weep

"The ego can pull the sanest man into insanity."
~Ahta

I just came up with that, "write that down"

After that part, I turned it off because the image of Brad Pitt showing off his bronzed cheekbones and looking towards the sun hearing the clang of destiny ring through the land (and his pea-sized brain) was a bit too much for me and so I had to turn the melodrama off.

Truth be told, the best actor in this film was cutie Eric Bana and to say that I was thrilled that they covered up his big ears so that he would be the perfect speciman of man-flesh I have ever seen would be an over-exaggeration.

Orlando, you looked quite nice too, albeit a tad too young.

By the way, I was talking with a fellow blogger named Deanna (great gal) and she commented that she absolutely did not like this movie. Now, I think I mentioned why I couldn't stomach it but perhaps she has a more sensible answer than me since I tend to be shallow and unaffected by any real plot.

And to Brad, you are still the most beautiful man alive, don't ever let anyone tell you any different, but seriously, stick with the wack-a-doo roles because you seem to do them justice.

So there you have it, my small but "eh" review.

The Manchurian Candidate Review

2004-08-16T09:50:00.000-05:00

Plot Outline: "In the midst of the Gulf War, soldiers are kidnapped and brainwashed for sinister purposes."

Having never seen the 1962 version of this movie, I can't really comment on the minute similarities except that I know that the new flick is definitely updated for 2004. The Gulf war replaces the Korean War and what actually fascinated me the most was the placing of a black man (Washington) in a prior white male role (Sinatra).

I think I might’ve seen a pig fly the day they cast this role. I’m pretty sure of it.

Now while the premise is the same, I can only take a gander at how many old, anal-retentive, close minded farts almost had a heart attack when they either 1. heard this news or 2. saw the previews. I am sure their numbers won’t be missed at the box office.

But anyway, back on subject and just another thought to throw out there were a few scenes here and there that just reminded me of Stephen King's The Dead Zone way too much and I had to stop the movie and make sure that it was water I was drinking and not sangria.

It definitely had some creepy parts, which kept me interested because it showed the deterioration of the main character's mind (Washington) and with Macbeth incestuous undertones from Meryl Streep's tyrannical mother to Liev Schreiber's Raymond Shaw, I was properly grossed out when Streep leans in to kiss her son on the mouth.

The mouth, people.

I am very glad to mention that they just show the indication that this will happen, they don’t actually show it.

Thank the lard.

Streep is so good in this movie that she almost has you thinking that you are the pervert since why in the world would a loving, widowed, loud-mouthed, patriotic senator for the United States government be interested in her son? Sexually, no less!

dirty dirty mind!

Schreiber plays the victim/predator role rather well and while he is very believable, I actually think there were a few scenes that he might actually be sleeping. But I guess that’s not really such a stretch of what a brainwashed political candidate is in reality.

Washington was great as the scruffy nut that people thought he was and I actually almost fell in love with him like I did with Mel Gibson in Conspiracy Theory. Even though I didn’t enjoy Conspiracy as much as this movie (since Julia Roberts just downgrades it in the first place), it’s the same desperation in knowing that you aren’t crazy and that sometimes it actually is everyone else out to get you.

I know that I believe that on a daily basis.

See? I could be right too!

Right?

right?

I will post The Bourne Supremacy review tonight or tomorrow, I left my notes at home so that's how it goes.

Are Children Needed Anymore?

2004-08-16T09:36:00.000-05:00

I found this article over at a site that MsP showed me and I have to say that maybe not.

And also I don't feel so bad anymore about the fact that I don't want them because I actually see no reason for them and what benefit could possibly come from having them.

Not to sound selfish but hey fuck it, I don't have any and I don't want any and I am sure this fact will not impact the world in general anyway.

Major point from article:

The biggest societal function that children serve today is to spend money or to have money spent on them. And, since that is nowhere near enough, confusion reigns -- for the kids, and for their parents, educators, therapists, legislators, and, in fact, most adults.

Couldn't have said it better myself. Case in point, my nephew has more toys that he knows what to do with, yet whenever my sister takes him to Toys r' us, it's like dealing with a demon child. The kid cannot understand the concept of "No." and it is all my sister's fault. She buys him all the toys, clothes, food and even coddling that he wants.

She wasn't raised that way and neither was I. I mean our parents struggled and we weren't exactly poor (although before she came along, we were teetering on edge a couple of times there) but we were not middle-class either. So why is she spoiling my nephew this way?

When I go home to visit the family, I treat the kid like he is an adult and I state that I am not impressed with his tantrums and basically that I am not his mother so whatever he tries to pull won't work with me.

You know what? He loves it. The kid is crazy, I am telling you. He proceeds to follow me around the house, yapping away and talking about cool things that I am sure his mother will never be privy to because she is too busy looking at the label of some new shirt that just came out at The Gap.

sheesh

Upcoming reviews

2004-08-14T20:39:00.000-05:00

Reviews coming soon (Bourne Supremacy and Manchurian Candidate), just waiting for some inspiration. Just beginning to watch Troy and there is one scene I love already.

Thank god for good movie weekends.

Acclaim and Fabio...what the hell?!

2004-08-14T20:29:00.000-05:00

Ok, so I was flipping through an Alpha Flight comic from back in the day (1989) to be exact and I flipped over the first page and I see this.

Do you know who this is?

No, its not some character you can play in the game. Nor will you become this person simply by playing the game.

And man, be glad because you know who this is?

That's right, people.

Fabio.

Fabio

I think this image has single-handedly ruined my innocence and love for comics and old NES games.

Well, maybe not, but now having to associate my beloved books/side scrollers with romance novels and margarine really sucks ass.

BloodRayne Pre-preview

2004-08-13T15:19:00.000-05:00

Ok, I didn't think I would have anything to write about today but dammit if I just didn't find something.

BloodRayne (the video game) will be adapted into a movie.

Now, I love this bitch. I really, really do. Here is a pic of why.

Because she's freaking hot and has a weapon that slices very nice and oh, she is a vampyre.

What more can you ask for in a heroine?

the hope that she rips men's throats out when she is pmsing

Yeah and that too.

So, I will give more info when I hear more, but check out my link for my review of her upcoming game, BloodRayne 2

Should tide you over a bit.

Troy Preview

2004-08-12T09:19:00.000-05:00

Ok so Troy has been out of the theatres (I think) for a while now but I will have the opportunity to watch it this evening IF MsP doesn't want to see a marathon of Season 2 Nip and Tuck episodes.

So my quick preview of what I will like about this movie?

Brad Pitt. Yum.

Van Helsing Review

2004-08-12T08:46:00.000-05:00

I don't know if you know this but Hugh Jackman is my unborn children's father.

Yes. He is.

My fantasy is of him wearing that wolverine outfit (circa Classic X-men) with a cigar butt in his mouth saying, "Let's get at it, bub."

And of course I say, "Ok." with a slight sigh in my voice.

sigh

So why on the 3rd attempt of watching this movie, I have yet to see anything that I can like about it?

Because it's really bad, that's why.

So bad, that even without Jackman, all my favorite horror characters are in it and I still can't find anything redeeming about it at all.

It was like watching paint dry.

And I have actually watched paint dry and it's probably ten times better than this.

Anyway, I still love you Hugh. I will stick with you if you just stick with Wolvie.

Help Make Blogs More Visible

2004-08-12T08:32:00.000-05:00

Found this over at another blogger site for anyone who is interested.

Like myself.

Hopefully I will get more readers soon and then I can be as narcissistic in reality as I am in my mind

"There are by some estimates more than a million Web logs. But most of them get no visibility in search engines. Only a few "A-List" blogs get into the top search engine results for a given topic, while the majority of blogs just don’t get noticed. The reason is that the smaller blogs don’t have enough links pointing to them. But this posting could solve that. Let’s help the smaller blogs get more visibility!

This posting is GoMeme 4.0. It is part of an experiment to see if we can create a blog posting that helps thousands of blogs get higher rankings in Google. So far we have tried three earlier variations. Our first test, GoMeme 1.0, spread to nearly 740 blogs in 2.5 days. This new version is shorter, simpler, and fits more easily into your blog.

Why are we doing this? We want to help thousands of blogs get more visibility in Google and other search engines. How does it work? Just follow the instructions below to re-post this meme in your blog and add your URL to the end of the Path List below. As the meme spreads onwards from your blog, so will your URL. Later, when your blog is indexed by search engines, they will see the links pointing to your blog from all the downstream blogs that got this via you, which will cause them to rank your blog higher in search results. Everyone in the Path List below benefits in a similar way as this meme spreads. Try it!

Instructions: Just copy this entire post and paste it into your blog. Then add your URL to the end of the path list below, and pass it on! (Make sure you add your URL as live links or HTML code to the Path List below.)

Path List

1. Minding the Planet

2. When Knitting Was a Manly Art

3. Sarah’s Homestead Blog

4. DeAnn's blog

5. Terrible Wolf's Blog

5. (Your URL goes here! But first, please copy this line and move it down to the next line for the next person).

(NOTE: Be sure you paste live links for the Path List or use HTML code.)

Collateral

2004-08-10T22:00:00.000-05:00

To say that I liked Collateral would be stretching the imagination of what I am capable of providing to you people.

I dug Collateral.

How's that?

You know some movies are just not meant to be anything but pure enjoyment and they just meander along and you will eventually get to where the whole team of producers, directors, screenplay writers and actors are leading you.

Believe me, it happens.

This is one of those movies.

Tom Cruise is a star, I think we all know this, whether he might be gay or not, who cares, the man can act his ass off while not being able to hold a decent conversation with Diane Sawyer on GMA.

He's an actor people, not a nuclear physicist.

'nuff said.

Regardless of all that, Jamie Foxx is a great bouncing board for Cruise's innate sense of black and white thinking. Foxx's character who only views the world as gray and up and down and all around, one focus at a time, it's "my world and you are just the nut" mentality is easily disturbed by even a slight ripple i.e. an assassin who is now co-opting his right as a passenger to take this cab to hell and back if need be.

Yes...I know I rambled on just now, but god knows I haven't provided a decent review in a while.

And just for that comment I will just end right now and say the soundtrack with it's upbeat funk and old jazz memories is a feat within itself.

I mean they even mixed in some hispanics in the mix! Jeez, call the "We are the World" Foundation! I think they want their premise back.

You know what I mean.

Jada is beautiful although not seen that much but when she is, it's worth it.

So hey, I liked it. Can't complain. Not like I paid for it.

If it's not a classic, it's sure to be.

~Ahta

Do Not Pay For These Movies, Please...Don't

2004-08-09T13:14:00.000-05:00

Unless it is to rent them.

Even then you might have minimized the cost of the effort for even having to torment yourself watching them.

I watched a slew of movies this weekend and I have to say that I was highly disappointed in a few that I wanted to see...very disappointed.

So disappointed that I might give up movies entirely and just watch anime all damn day long if I have to.

who am I kidding? I do that now

But I digress.

Let me start off with another tribute to I, Robot because we all know I love that movie.

'nuff said.

I watched the highly anticipated The Village, and to say that I was not impressed would be sugar coating it. This was a mess of a movie and I got bored half-way through and I had to turn it off. That's how god awful it was.

you are crazy, Ahta

Meh.

In the words of MsP, "Mr. Rama-lama-ding-dong, can bite me."

The next movie I saw was King Arthur me and MsP got into it for about 5 seconds and then we had to turn it off. MsP exact words were, "Braveheart meets Gangs of New York. I am not impressed."

Gangs of New York by the way is MsP's favorite movie so you get the jist.

The last movie that we attempted to watch was Godsend and since we were starved for a contempory movie at this point, we were praying and hoping that it would satisfy our cinematic hankering.

I mean Robert DeNiro, people. Isn't that enough?

Apparently not.

Anyway, this movie sucked ass too, and sometimes you can say that the kid "stole the movie" or they have some saving grace, but no, the kid royally sucked.

So, just to spread some hopeful light upon this bashing of movies, I give you Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.

are you sure that pic is big enough?

No. I don't.

This movie was delightful and chock-ful of cameos including Luke Wilson, Ben Stiller and a great hodge-podge of people.

We were cracking up left and right and couldn't even believe some of the things we were seeing.

There is a scene with Ron and Christina Applegate's character, Veronica Corningstone, doing the nasty and during the "love scene", they are floating on unicorns and there is a rainbow and Ron is like, "Look, it's the most glorious rainbow ever." and she is like, "Do me on it!"

Yeah. Comedy all the way, baby.

Or you just had to be there. Not sure which.

Anyway, in the words of Ron Jeremy...ooops Burgundy,

"You stay classy, San Diego!"

Or wherever you may be.

I, Robot Part Deux

2004-08-08T10:44:00.000-05:00

I have a review finally and like my preview all I have to say is "Wow".

I apologize for not elaborating on the subject but if it helps any, I was really geeked at seeing the movie use nanites to kill the large evil robot in the end.

I love me some nanites. Nanotechnology is the future and I hope to see more of it occurring as I get older.

Yeah so "wow" pretty much sums it up and I wasn't disappointed in the least.

Go see it.

CatWoman Review

2004-08-06T09:11:00.000-05:00

Ok, so I gave my preview of CatWoman earlier and now I can finally comment on it.

Piss drunk it was great. I am sure sober, it's a totally different story.

As a girl, I could care less about the sincerity of this movie. All I know is that I love the cgi effects, the clothes, the hair and the way Halle played a mish-mosh (but still very cute) down-trodden waif who then is transformed into this vicious hellion.

Oh and that she is not impressed by you or yours and she will kick your ass just to prove this.

you go, girl

For me the best part was Sharon Stone of course, she is obviously ageless and made a pact with some vampire many years ago and she looks absolutely beautiful.

The fight scenes though were kind of a farce and I have to agree with Joel Siegel's review where he states, "that you never get the feeling that they were ever in the same room at any time".

Joel, you never fail to amaze me with your perception. That is why I am your movie slave.

The movie didn't impress me on premise since none of the plot has ever been done and it was downright silly. Make-up that can make you hard as marble if you keep using it but will make you down-right gross, if you don't?

Whatever.

Anyway, it's a great B- movie and it's got a lot of action and Benjamin Bratt is a fine piece of ass so that makes it worth renting as well.

But please do not, DO NOT go to the theatre for this flick. Save your money for some wine and some cigs and the rental fee and watch it at home.

Ahta says so. purrrrrrrrrr

Did You Know That Your Computer is The Devil?

2004-08-06T08:59:00.000-05:00

Well it is.

I was watching Catwoman last night on my computer and me and MsP were enjoying it thoroughly and then it ended and then my computer decided to let me know that she wasn't going to work.

Ever again.

I could tell by the tiny clue from her screen stating, "Insert Boot Disk into Drive".

I then proceeded to freak out and curse her seven ways from Sunday.

I gave her evil looks, prayed to the goddesses, threw an altar up around her in hopes that she would cease and desist her impetuousness. Sacrificed three chickens and a baby lamb in her name. I even rubbed her steely case because I know she enjoys that from time to time.

But she didn't give in, she just sat there, requesting a disk in her belly, after every restart and every cold shut down.

I finally called my co-worker frantically requesting assistance.

He didn't answer. Damn him for having a life!

So I just sulked, moaned, groaned and threw my hands up to the sky and whispered, "Oh the humanity!", crawled into my bed, wrapped myself up like a burrito and blissfully went to bed.

I dreamed all night of my ex fixing my computer. It was weird.

I woke up this morning, started her ass up and you know what?

Dreams come true, because after a half an hour disk scan she booted up and worked charmingly.

I saw that "a serious session error has been fixed", and I knew that I would never let her go without a good maintanence check again.

I shut her down before leaving to work. Gazed up on her eggshell white beauty and bid adieu until I would clean her out and make her brand new, so as to never, ever be in angst over this matter again.

Well, It's Official

2004-08-05T08:30:00.000-05:00

That I am officially addicted to COH (City of Heroes for you slow guys) and it's such an awesome game that I am happy to say that I was right in my assumption that I love kicking the shit out of people or toons, in this case.

Unlike EQ, there is a neverending slew of "missions" you can go on and gain experience like a mad-man and I can't tell you how much I enjoy looking at everyone's get-up (superhero costumes). It just makes me look forward to my gazillion comic books that I will be receiving, hopefully this week, even more.

Welp, that's all I really have to say today except for the fact that I might log on tonight and give you some details about my retarded love-life because man do I need to vent about that.

Ciao!

City of Heroes

2004-08-03T08:38:00.001-05:00

Well, my good friend, DkZone sent me a copy of C.O.H. and I am very excited to play it. For all of you who have no idea of what a big geek I am, it's an online multiplayer game similar to EQ but in a city...and with superheroes.

Ok, so not exactly the same but you get the jist.

I will be logging on tonight and checking it out and I am indecisive on if I should keep with my personality and go evil or go out of the box and try to be a hero.

I will get back to you on that power struggle.

edited to add that i just found out that I can't be a villian until the next expansion pack, so there goes my hopes for world domination

Fefe Dobson

2004-08-02T20:16:00.000-05:00

Is it ok to want to live vicariously through a girl who has no idea about the 80's unless her parents are like in their late 30's?

Man, I love her new song though, "Don't Go", it threw me back so deep to the time of leather and black and even the Cure gasp!

I just like her style and at least if she is gonna massacre my lifetime of growing up and angst, she, at least is doing it in such a way that I can at least revel in it and dance my ass off.

Yeah, I like purple and black and straight hair, man.

Do your thang, girl.

Keep it going.

Demi and the Tale of the Three Daughters

2004-08-02T16:28:00.000-05:00

Has it occurred to anyone else that perhaps the only reason why Ashton Kutcher stays with Demi Moore is simply for the fact that she has three hot daughters?

How perverted is that relationship?

Never Argue With An Aries or Touch Her Peaches

2004-08-02T14:34:00.000-05:00

Bellini's.

A drink that I am dying to make, if I could remember what the hell to put in it.

I found a quick recipe for it online, printed it out and laid it on the kitchen table.

Saturday night, I am like "Oh yes, we have to make them soon! Pears and Champagne! Sooooo GOooooOOoooood!"

i think we clarified earlier that I was drunk, right?

So, MsP is like, "isn't it peaches?"

I am like "NoooooOOOoo, you silly nilly! It's pears!!! There you go again forgetting things. Tsk, tsk on you!" and then I poked her on the nose lovingly.

MsP: No, Ahta, it's peaches. I read it on that recipe you left.
Me: Nooooo, you silly girl! Stop that...right now! It's pears!
MsP: Dude, its peaches.
Me: It's peaches!
MsP: See!@
Me: I am sooo playing with you! I'm so not
MsP: Whatever.
Me: When we get home, I am so showing you. Oh, and I WUUUUUUUV you!
MsP: uh-huh.

So. We get home and we forget about it.

Sunday rolls around and I am thinking about it and I go online to look up how to do a Bellini since I can't find that paper for the life of me and guess what?

Peaches, people.

Peaches.

Been Blah and Back

2004-08-02T14:12:00.000-05:00

Ok, so I have been up and down this whole weekend due to the fact that I am a raving lunatic.

But you already know this, don't you?

you should

Anyway, in the process of losing my goddamn mind (which I will get into depth a bit later) I have noticed that I neglected Cab and she was kind of losing it on her site a bit.

It's ok baby, I am back. Don't fret any further. Your wolfie is here for you.

So, yeah Saturday night me and MsP went to our good friend Amy's house and got plastered.

Well, I got plastered, MsP got stoked. Much fun was had by all, but I would like to run the list of drinks that I had and you are sure to be amazed at the fact that I made it home in one piece.

but MsP was driving

Well, then that explains it then.

The Mix-it If You Got It Bar

1. Shot of tequila
2. Glass of red wine
3. Coors light
4. Another shot of tequila
5. Some imported beer
6. Another shot of tequila
7. Corona
8. Corona and finish off friend's red wine
9. Last shot of tequila
10. and certainly not least sucking on last corona like a baby

Now in the process, I ran out of cigarettes so I had to walk to the nearest store in an neighborhood I've been in twice. Our friend's girl says its three blocks away, I'm dreading it.

We walk and it's like a minute away.

Three blocks my ass and whoot! that she was wrong.

I was so drunk, that I was talking about my Dad playing music for me on my birthdays when I was a little girl and bubbling over in tears.

Songs like "Happy Birthday" sans The Beatles, "Shake, shake, shake" sans K.C. and the Sunshine Band and the ever loving "Another bites the dust" sans Queen.

It wasn't pretty. The crying that is.

But I did get alot of awwwwwww's and poor-drunk-baby's out of it.

My friends are wonderful.

Sunday me and MsP went to the beach just to get rained on. Twice.

Then, we snoozed the day away until 5pm, upon where I realized it was "drinky time" and proceeded to get so drunk that I could barely press play on my CD player while slurring to Linkin Park.

My co-worker is back by the way and everything is fine. Thought I'd give you guys an update on that one.

Ta!

Terrible Wolf

Casino Royale

Mission Impossible III - just a few thoughts

If It's Not One Hiatus, It's Another...

Underworld Evolution -quick review-

Basic Instinct...2? -preview-

Ultraviolet -preview-

The Matador -review-

Global Warming and The News That Rocked the World

What is -Yaoi-? a.k.a. Boy Love

Yaoi Manga Offering of the Day - By Your Side

Learning how to Blog again (oh, and photoshop, too!)

Yaoi Manga Must Be Banned...

Mr. and Mrs. Smith *review*

Apple Finally Gets With The Program

Anime Review - Boys Over Flowers series

Season Finales, I <3 Them

Japan PenPals

Mini-Review and a Comeback *SWE3ROTS* re-cap

Alone in the Dark -review-

Spanglish -review-

White Noise -review-

And so the wolf cried wolf...

Meet The Fockers - coming soon...

Videogames are ruining my life

Ocean's 12 -review-

Blade ~Trinity~ - review-

Mr. and Mrs. Smtih -preview-

Alexander -review-

Happy Thanksgiving

Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason

Seed of Chucky -review-

Birth -review-

I Am Taking A Hiatus

Kerry Conceded

Oh, splendid days

The Machinist - preview -

Surviving Christmas -review-

Surviving Christmas - 2x preview -

Alfie -review-

2W 59M 39S

American Splendor -review-

Silent Hill 4 : The Room -game review-

Team America: World Police -review-

Taxi -review-

My -First- Concert

2D 22H 12M 7S

My reviews ='s renting alot

Raising Helen review

I Quit Smoking

Surviving Christmas

The Grudge vs. Ju-on -The Grudge -

The Forgotten -review-

Heya, heya, heya, step right up!

Spoilers

he flew...

Shaun of the Dead *spoiler* review

Smallville *yes!*

I Am *Awesome* Worship Me

Hating the Mechanics of It All

Sims 2 - rehashed -

Resident Evil: Apox-on-the-critics - review -

Live-Action "Aeon Flux" in the Making

Saved! Review

Paparazzi Review

Resident Evil: Apocalypse : thoughts :

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Exorcist: The Beginning

Immortel Preview - Review

Panic at 29 with a week to go 'till 30

Real Life Beckons

Added New Fellow Blogger

My Blog Is a Mess

V - Z

Q - U

Jason and Freddy vs. Ash

K - P

F - J

A - E

Mr. and Mrs. Smith review

Mini-Review and a Comeback SWE3ROTS re-cap

Shaun of the Dead spoiler review

Smallville yes!

I Am Awesome Worship Me