Taxi -review-

Luc Besson is one of my favorite sci-fi/fantasy/ultra-modern directors, but I have to genuinely say that this movie, blew chunks.



The image above would sufficiently reflect my agony at watching this film.

Taxi, starring Queen Latifah and Jimmy Fallon, is a parody in movie making.

I was really excited at Latifah's souped up taxi, reminded me of The Fifth Element (a junkie fave of mine by Besson) and I really liked the clothing and look of the movie. But overall, it was just one big mess of a bungling cop teamed up with a smart-ass funny black "person", chasing of all things, robbers who happen to be runway fashion models.

Puhleeze.

If I can just go one day without the thrusting of fashionista pelvic bones, I would be in heaven.

I think the only part that really got me was when Fallon was swinging his gun around and Latifah is cringing...I was hoping that the gun would go off and blow his brains out.

I am sure she was hoping the same thing.

I love Fallon in skits (SNL) and even on MTV award shows, but for the love of god, do not, I REPEAT, do not go see this movie.