Friday, January 20, 2006

Basic Instinct...2? -preview-

Basic Instinct 2...

This is what Sharon Stone thought would be a good choice after Catwoman.

And while, I gave that movie a semi-decent review, let's face it.

It kind of sucked.

In fact, it sucked so bad, it could have curdled milk.

Anyway, I am sure Sharon was forced to make this movie based on some hokey contract that seems to be in effect after almost 14 years of the first one dusting video shelves across this great nation. But, all I have to say is who is the man (or woman) that I have to have sex with, for ripping up Mike Douglas' contract?

Because man, while Stone looks like a million bucks, I could do without seeing old jowel face humping her in the sack.

I think I'm going to be sick even thinking about it.

Monday, January 16, 2006

Ultraviolet -preview-


"Set in the late 21st century, a subculture of humans have emerged who have been modified genetically by a vampire-like disease (Hemophagia), giving them enhanced speed, incredible stamina and acute intelligence, and as they are set apart from "normal" and "healthy" humans, the world is pushed to the brink of worldwide civil war (a war between humans and hemophages) aimed at the destruction of the "diseased" population. In the middle of this crossed-fire is - an infected woman - Ultraviolet (played by Milla Jovovich), who finds herself protecting a nine-year-old boy who has been marked for death by the human government as he is believed to be a threat to humans. Source

Starring Milla Jovovich, who I just love and adore, and a lot of other people I never heard of, this movie seems like it will be an absolute blast to watch.

Supposedly, she does a lot of martial arts and swordplay, so that hits the "rocking on high volume" meter for me every time.

It reminds me of Blade in some fashion but since the society that she lives in is a bit different, hopefully it won't be too reminiscent of that series.

I normally cannot stand the thought of any humans under the age of 17 in the movies I enjoy, but I guess I can put this aside to see Milla kicking some major ass and looking fine as hell.

Oh, the things that we do for our fleeting moment of enjoyment.

Anyway, according to, the movie seems to be complete, so it should be out this summer hopefully, and hopefully it won't be a total bomb.

You can view a trailer here.