Cab and I were online last night just laughing it up while watching
Malibu's Most Wanted on opposite polar planes of the country, when I realized that I was stinkin' drunk.
Mind you, we both had been popping back shots of tequila via webcam (and incognito, as well) for about an hour and a half. On top of that, I was also drinking some rather fine Pinot
finally and was yukking it up with
MsP as she smoked her bidis on the porch.
So, a good time was had by all (including
John who is another buddy of mine), until I had to log off because my Yahoo was acting up and I got fed up.
In turn, I proceeded to call my latent of late booty-call, found out his back got hurt and I didn't even feign concern. I think I was even snickering a bit. Hung up with him and came to the decision, that I probably won't be hearing much from him.
Oh, well. So...
I then had the bright idea to dial up my co-worker and good friend, up in Colorado where he is on vacation and what ensued from the conversation would make any grown woman curl up in a ball after remembering it.
Me: SooooOOOooooooo...what are you doing? (
slurring)
Him: I'm hanging with a few of my friends. How are you?
Me: I'm drunk, so I might as well let you know that (
right now)
Him: Aaaah, I see.
Me: SooooooOOOOOooooo, did you get your haircut? (
batting eyelashes)
Him: Yes.
Me: CooooOOooool. So, any chicks flocking to you now? (
slurring AND giggling)
Him: Yep, there are a couple of
bar-hoes right on my arm as we speak.
Me: Nice! You go, boy! So you know what's funny, oh co-worker of mine? (
voice is getting high now)
Him: What?
Me: I
miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissss you! *hiccup
Him: ....
Me: No, I really miss you! (
inject sincerity here)
Him: Ohk...I miss you, too. (
i hear vague laughter in his voice)
Me: I think you are like, um...one of the awesomest people I know!
Him: Well, I think you are pretty awesome, too.
Me: Pffft...! I love that I can
get you! (
huh?)
Him: What do you mean,
get me? (
insert confusion here)
Me: You know, like I
get you! (
slurring again)
Me: Like we are so the same age group...and...all that good stuff.
Him: Oh.
Me: So like man, these two reps at work (
who shall remain anon) were really just getting on my last ner-...
Him: Uh, well, look kiddo I gotta go. I will talk to you soon, ok?
Me: (
hiccup and a pause) Ohk...well then
byyyyyyyyyeeeee
Then, I hung up the phone gently and ran into MsP's room and stated "Well, at least he answered the phone, right?"
She just looked at my red heated face and crazed eyes, and said, "You are out of your mind."
Ok, well she didn't actually say that, but I could tell that that was what she meant when she said, "Uh huh."
She is just so verbose sometimes. I went and played some REO after talking with the chatter monkey.
So, yeah I think he spotted some girl across the room and lost total interest in our conversation, or it could be that I wasn't making any type of sense and he wasn't going to pursue this course of yapping with me any further. OR, he didn't want to talk about work, which I could completely understand since he
is on vacation for crying out loud.
So, I either thoroughly embarassed myself, or he isn't really caring (my choice!) and when he returns Monday it will be all good.
crush much, Ahta?
Sheddup!
clearly you should never be drunk with a phone around
*sigh
At least, I remember my conversations, not many people can say that.
yeah make yourself feel better, why dontchya?
Bleh!