Monday, December 13, 2004

Ocean's 12 -review-

Obviously this time around this movie was just a vehicle for adding more beautiful and famous people...i.e. Catherine Zeta Jones.

I personally saw no reason for this film to be made but it was rather funny and who doesn't like looking at such glorious people on-screen? Especially when most of them aren't that bad of actors at all.

Julia Roberts was hilarious and you will know what in part I mean because she is barely in the movie but for this one scene. She looked a bit irritated throughout the whole thing but hey, I guess I would too if I was pregnant with twins and bound by contract since I am only the highest paid actress in the industry.

*sigh* what can a lady do?

Anyway, wait for this on video, it's really not much more than fluff, but delicious fluff, like marshemellowy fluff.

You know, the good kind!

Blade ~Trinity~ - review-

Well, as far as trilogies go, this was way better than the Matrix one.

Yeah, yeah, I's all ONE's not really a trilogy.


I love the Matrix series but goddammit, I felt like I was slowly roasted and then burnt watching each new movie come out.

And yet it still lingers in my heart.

But enough of that, Blade Trinity finds Whistler dead and his ill-begotten daughter coming to the rescue of Blade who finds himself landed in jail after killing a familiar that he thought was a vampire.

Ashes supposedly were easier to deal with and left no evidence so his enemies set him up and he ends up "murdering" a real person and gets his ass caught in a sling.

The only thing that I couldn't believe was how easily he let himself get caught and then to act like he felt so horrible...kind that he doesn't even try to escape once he realizes foul play. And NOT ONLY THAT, he actually allows them to inject him with some tranquilizer.


We all know Blade could have broken those cuffs and been on the next flight to Cabo for all his strength and speed.

But whatever, it's fantasy right?

And Ryan Reynolds is so hot, who cares!?

It definitely surpassed its sequel, which by all accounts, kind of sucked.

The Biel chick was kind of kicking butt, too. It was alot of fun, I wasn't bored and it probably is definitely a theatre movie.

Go have some fun and check it out.